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Get a new Mangle on your profile each day. Vote, comment, share. Install engrish by KlickNation!My name is Deanna and I'm pretty easy to get along with. I like to have fun (anything outdoors, preferably.)I would like to meet people who like to live life with a smile on their face. Don't like liars, cheaters or thieves! I would really like to meet a great guy who will let me be happy and respect me; someone who can make me laugh and wants to have a lot of fun. I really like guys who like the outdoors! I love camping, fishing and riding! Not much offends me and it's extremely difficult to piss me off. I don't like to argue and I'm not a fighter but I WILL fight for what I love. **********************************************************A Story About ’Getting Even’ ..One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier a nd took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat. The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks. He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in, he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is! Then he closed the door. Now THAT, my friends, is getting even! *********************************************************** fantasy layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments

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Tonic for the Soul

Tonic for the Soul Ten Spiritual Tonics 1. Stop worrying. Worry kills life. 2. Begin each day with a prayer. It will arm your soul. 3. Control appetite. Over-indulgence clogs body and mind. 4. Accept ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 22:35:00 GMT

Interesting Quote

Quotes Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate; our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 22:16:00 GMT

Life Lesson

A Bag of Nails A BAG OF NAILSOnce upon a time there was a little boy with a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he should hammer a nail in t...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 22:09:00 GMT

Poem From Michaela

I Amwho I am, take it or leave itI Wantto soar among the starsI Haveicy eyes that watch you alwaysI Wishto be freeI Hatethe dark abyss that I have come to know as miseryI Fearbeing alone in the darkI ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 23:32:00 GMT

A Poem From My Son's Blog

(this is from my son's blog... I like it too!)...."Night-Gaunts" Current mood:  artistic Category: Dreams and the Supernatural ..Perhaps one of my favorite poems, written by  the amazing H.P. Lovecraf...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 23:11:00 GMT

How much does a Little Appreciation Cost?

I keep everyone's laundry clean, dry and folded. I even put his away for him. I keep the floor vacuumed, swept and mopped. I keep the dishes clean and the sinks clean. I'm apparently the only one who ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Mar 2009 17:48:00 GMT

People and people

Well, lately I've been just hanging around planet Earth breathing everyone else's air but today I turned into a real human, I think. We got cable AND internet! That's right... And I also have a new ca...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 02:28:00 GMT

Tricky fingers

Hello, everybody. Yes, I'm still alive; just been busy sort of. Busy doin' not much except bowling and playing the mom. I have to sit on the front porch to get a signal for the laptop so don't plan on...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 17:47:00 GMT

TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA

WENT TO PORTLAND ON SUNDAY AND SAW TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA AT THE ROSE GARDEN. IT WAS REALLY AWESOME! THEY HAD PYRO, REALLY COOL LASER LIGHTS AND THE ONLY COMPLAINT I HAVE IS THAT THE ROSE GARDEN DOE...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:22:00 GMT

WHEN THE CLOUDS FLOAT IN MY HEAD

Flames of gold and tears of ice -There is no cure for this device that rolls me through the sky.Long paths of thorns and sharp-edged whispersCut and scar from womb to grave... Well, I hate you too. Fl...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 03:19:00 GMT