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Dolly Royale, temptress, tease and comedy burlesquer of Salford. Yes, there is a corner of sparkle, flamboyancy and cheek >_< in the otherwise crime riddled gang warfare zone of Manchester - so I can run pretty damn fast in a pair of stillies!!Driven by music and the need to have a laugh at life when things get grey I am often first to get labled with the 'had too much to drink' tag when I've barely popped the cork. I love fashion, extravagant decor, glitter and glamour, creativity and making a mockery of all that is backwards about our society.I most of all love meeting like-minded fun loving and inspiring individuals who have strong opinions or artistic temperments who celebrate the differences between one another as much as the similarities.~x~x~X~x~x~X~x~x~X~x~x~X~x~x~X~x~x~X~x~x~X~x~x~ X~x~x~X~x~x~ Acts:Bubble Bath In the SinkThere's just nothing LIKE a bubble bath in the sink! Join Dolly on a balloon popping, towel dropping, duck quacking bathtime extravaganza!Oh Crumbs!!When tasked with handing out tea-cakes for the audience the very last cake proves too difficult to resist! As Dolly gives in to temptation and tuck into the last cake the crumbs begin to fall - but where have they gone??HRTHaving smoked far too much GM Wacky Backy, this scally chap begins to discover they startling consequences - his hormones are running wild hand he's growing....boobs!! Watch as rip-off trackies er... rip off to reveal something quite unexpected!What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor?This Sailor has had a few too many, but will do anything to avoid being thrown overboard! Even if that means a sexy little disguise work...Tease MeWhen an opera number goes awol Dolly is not a happy bunny, but what IS this song in it's place? You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

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And moving on...

So, has been a while! Against my better intentions I've been an a minature performing whirlwind and am now looking for a tornado - although I know this will cause me huge problems I simply can't seem...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 14:16:00 GMT

Early stages of preperation

The ugly Betty line "Inspiration, not perspiration!" is gloriously idealistc - when I first came up with my new act (although it'll be my debut I have several others ready to roll) I thought I may hav...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:28:00 GMT