. The Bruin .

So the other day i met a good friend of my mother's for sushi in Hollywood. Now as you can imagine, it's a little difficult for me to hold on to a pair of chopsticks; you know the whole opposable thumbs situation - damn you humans! So after struggling with those two little over complicated twigs for what seemed like forever, i finally snapped and starting devouring the crunchy eel rolls right off of the plate. In her astonishment, my mother's friend stood up and proclaimed, "Were you raised by wolves?" NO BIATCH, i was raised by BEARS!