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About Me

the call me moo. moo GOO WITDABADABANGDABANGDIGGYDIGGY. my close friends do, anyway. moog. that would be ME, sluts. anyway. i hate stuff like this. i'm meagan, and i'm and alcoholic. no, not really. i used to like people, until the sophomores invaded our school like cockroaches, and they caused me to become a bitter, hateful person. people look at me and think "wow, what is she on" but really i'm just dopin on life. i love life, i love MY life. i'm so lucky to be so blessed and live in such a beautiful world. everyday i look at the trees and the sky and the stars and think to myself "what would you do without the stars, meagan?" look at the stars, people.ANYWAY. ahem...i like to make people laugh because i like to laugh and if i'm making other people laugh at the same time, ya know what the hell. i think i kind of freak people out sometimes b/c my personality is like "BAM HERE I AM BITCHES, LIKE ME OR NOT." but i'm ok once you get to know me. don't be frightened, my pretties...I LOVE BOYS, NOT GIRLS, DESPITE POPULAR OPINION, OK?! thanks... even though i love my besto friendo in the worldo NICOLEO!!!! i love her :) i also love dancing like a muth' HALO2 spiderman transcendentalists (emerson) GOOD music. my bird, pepe hash splash (haha) british people morrissey and water...gotta love that h20 bruh.anything else you want to know. don't ask. j/k holla atcha nigga."We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde"Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the sources of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed, and love of power." -P.J. O'Rourke
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: MOOSEY GOOSEY
Birthday: 10-05-1987
Birthplace: a vagina
Current Location: in someone's lapppy
Eye Color: greeny blyue
Hair Color: PLATINUM
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextraiousogjis
Your Heritage: irish/german/FRENCH. ca va?
The Shoes You Wore Today: my flippers
Your Weakness: GUMBALLS
Your Fears: rottweilers and ADAM ALFORjd
Your Perfect Pizza: spinach and artichoke
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: long, platinum hair
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dgduigaduilt89888666666
Thoughts First Waking Up: what IS nicole doing??
Your Best Physical Feature: my toenails and my thumb.
Your Bedtime: 8:00
Your Most Missed Memory: the ferris wheel at chuckie cheese
Pepsi or Coke: green tea
MacDonalds or Burger King: subway
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: GREEN EFFIN TEA.
Chocolate or Vanilla: =boosnilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: nonfat vanilla latte=starbucks=$3.47
Do you Smoke: sometimes when im gay
Do you Swear: NO. :) well yes
Do you Sing: SO LOUD, baby.
Do you Shower Daily: hahhaha sure
Have you Been in Love: yes quite
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: FO SHOD.
Do you belive in yourself: i believe in my ass
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: MOTHER TRUCKIN.
Are you a Health Freak: yes.
Do you get along with your Parents: splyumtimes. when i get what6 i want.
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, they make me feel mighty.
Do you play an Instrument: i have 2 guitars and a ukelele, but i cant play them
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: IKM DRUNK.
In the past month have you Smoked: fdjkiotj
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: DUH.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: uh, i'd kill mhyself
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ylum yum yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: :)
Ever been called a Tease: no way dood...
Ever been Beaten up: yes, by nicole three minutesa go
Ever Shoplifted: i choose to remain quiet
How do you want to Die: real dead.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: 36
What country would you most like to Visit: london and africa for poor kids in dust
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: idk blue or something
Favourite Hair Color: black or brown or blonde or blue
Short or Long Hair: LONGQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Height: tall...at least 6'0
Weight: 5890 ppounds.
Best Clothing Style: crossdressing
Number of Drugs I have taken: 98687606
Number of CDs I own: 8768768
Number of Piercings: 76p0
Number of Tattoos: two
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing, sluts. STREETRACERS NEVER DIE.
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My Interests

your mother. KREWSHAL.

I'd like to meet:

us boys in fl. in florida with the philster. shotgunning my first beer :) mybestfriend this mu'fucker in real life. your mother on plank road??unserialkilleristic people would be nice :)whateverlife.com
Myspace Layouts and SO much more from WhateverLife.com! ♥
whateverlife.com

Music:

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Movies:

Factory Girl, Moulin Rouge, The Phantom of the Opera,Domino, Elf, V is for Vendetta, ANCHORMAN!#$&()# Garden State, HALO 2 THE MOVIE!@$)&@!..$&@!

Television:

the ME show.

Books:

the perks of being a wallflower, angels and demons, harry mu'truckin potter

Heroes:

j-dawg (Jesus) pauly shore will ferrell angelina jolie nicole my mommy. you know you WANT ME. ghandi mother theresa mitzi(my dawg) your MOTHER. ha.

My Blog

i love alana. she makes me happy. myspace sucks ass kkthanks
Posted by tell me i'm a badass. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST