About Me
It's hard to be a stranger in the street but hey that's life. Roll with the right hooks and make sure to keep a bottle chilled. First time listener, long time caller. This entertainment district just got an eviction notice. I'd suggest the '83 right about now. We can let it slide can't we? Bet or check. I lost that compass years ago kid. Brother Robert and the infamous rock toss. Get it?. Tell it to someone else. It's dark and I can't see which string goes where, goddammit where's Frankie Blackheart when you need him? Tonight marks my first official mustache, first of many let's hope. Say Adrian, how do you always manage to look so damn cool? Say avec over and over way too many times, does the trick for me and her. No really, try it...in a childs voice. Can't read it? Try flipping it over man. My Rick, Marilyn and Kim would say "now Michael, it's proper to say "her and I". Where are your manners son." Sip. Wanna' play cuddle? Sarah Sarah, read all about it. Theres a four two one in our past and a forever in our future. A medic complete with bag and stethoscope, here to heal the planets. Oh you'll let ME win will ya? Two years less a day for what I've done. Time to play but first we regurgitate. Kev, my foxhole looks bare without ya' bro. When did white rabbit go purple and vibrate? Fuck, I miss the 60's. John Winston, say it aint so. Graydawg, sing me a line or get in the ring and get it on. I'll typety-type it on ol' lady Remington if you're not careful.This is one stuffy travel lodge in Montreal I tell ya'. One sister, two sister, see 'Mantha, FOUR. Sip. Andy, let's hightail it over to Bromsgrove & Constable where the crack action's at. It's getting hot in here. I guess I should have made more of an impression. Shit dude, you actually derailed that freakin' train. Owe mye, oh my. Sip. Officer officer, that jeep was aflame when I arrived, if you don't believe me just ask Bry. Sam's mad at me but I have a trick or two up my tatooless sleeve. I'll marry my girl any day. Michael K. knows a white noise when he hears one and god love him for it. Sip. Rudie or not...Ray's not forgot, walkin' down the street, yeah he's number one. Colour me bad and tickle my britches. Full house, ladies over sevens, read'em and weep. Well that's my time folks, you've been great. I'll be here all week. Sip?
