Passaic Can't Afford Stars =D [InSiDer]

I'd like to meet:

I'm Jalina. Local Bands make me proud. Yes the soccer mum kind of proud. lmao

This Explains it all:

me: Lmfao Strawagra it makes your straws longer... just like viagra.. lmao
crystal: lamo. is it real?:]
me: nope lmao but have you seen the viagras commercial lmoa i would laugh soo hard if i knew a guy that had an erection for more that 4 hours lmao
crystal: haha yes i have:] omg lamo, i would too id prob. die laughing when they told me their story.
me: they'd just be like well after we did it every possible way my dick still wasnt tired i was thinking wow Viagra really works. till' my dick started hurting it didnt get its satsfaction!! They had to cut it off. ='[ lmao. Have you seen the commercial where they have that guy bob and the key words about up lifting lmao. and the whistling in the backround. i lurve that one

Wayyy to random for my own good. =]


Amz:ask for brown trousers hahah
Me:hahaha.. i willl maybe a diaper too
Amz:lmao!!!!
Me:haha no but seriously for some reason ive always
wanted to wear an adult diaper
Amz:haha y ? tryin 2 start a new trend? lol
Me:lmfao... nahh.. but hey i was thinking just now wouldnt they keep your butt warm in the winter
Amz:lmao actually yea they wud n if u landed on ya ars it wud b a soft n pain free landing lol
Me:yeshh.. lmfoa cause i wear like 118 clothes in the winter and my friends know that and they always push me down.. =[... lmfao so no more frozen hurting butt =]
Amz:haha i think u av just started a new trend off lol
Me:buwahahaha okay all i need is where to find a adult diaper.. or maybe i could take one from the seniors home buwahahah its genius!
Amz:lmao!! b careful u'll get attacked with knitting needle's n mucky tissues
me:eww.. yesh i will have to wear a those yellow hazard suits.. lamo i wont stand out...
Amz:no u'll totally blend in haha
me:hahahaha... i would even get some of theyr mushy lunch if i stay long enough lmao
Amz:oh yummy haha
me:hahahah man would that be one for the books
Amz:yep defo sounds like a plan

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People can be very cold hearted. I want to meet a penguin! =D

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