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Emerson

About Me

Hi, my name is Emerson Andrews I am a local comedian/musician who has been on stage for the last seven years. I play free shows and try to get as many people into comedy as possible. Come check me out......IF you like to LAUGH YOU FUCKERS.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

H.S.T. and The Jesus

My Blog

A few things

........ @page { size: 8.5in 11in; margin: 0.79in } P { margin-bottom: 0.08in } --> SentirA constipation of wordsfeelings across the board,I never knew,What intensity was,I still don't.Whatever.All...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:34:00 GMT

Volto na utah!

First and foremost, son of a god damn bitch. Of all the things I choose to pursue in my life, stumbling into a cult and help friends much in need, was not something that was on the docket. In the last...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Mar 2009 15:05:00 GMT

AAHHH

Freakin outBut excitedHa haI am GOING to perform January 18th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!10:00 P.M.Mo's Bar and grill365 South West Temple18th 18th 18th 18th 18th 18th 18th
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 11:24:00 GMT

To the jungle

As I sit and try to work with this bastard curricula warning all the soon to be assholes of this bat-fucked planet, I decide to write instead of work. For a quick plug, my show will be JANUARY 18TH , ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:17:00 GMT

The United States Was Always Full of Swine

So as I sit and feel the chemical compound of beer take my brain, I am affronted with thoughts of change. Something we always want and rarely have the guff to handle. It takes courage and a bold force...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:20:00 GMT

01.21.09

The day started with a bastard of a sinus job from the dirty clouds left behind us. These last days have been something of a whirlwind. Like the trough of a wave ready to cover me in its destructive f...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:59:00 GMT