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Jessica

First class taste in a second class town

About Me

Sushi makes me horny and sunshine makes me smile.Rocky Road ice cream and the movie Dirty are a perfect way to spend a night.Pigs are great.Bulldogs that act like pigs are better.Jeez, I guess all the above bs is just my mind being stuck in Smithfield for almost a year now. Don't get me wrong, I've adapted as best as one could hope to be but I'm ready to get out.Poetry and writing is what I lose my mind in, along with other extracurriculars. Friends are great and thank goodness, I've met some lifers since I left the one I thought was going to be THE ONE up in Richmond.The best prescription ever is laughter.The chase is awesome if the chess is good.HOW I GOT HERE: Born and raised in VA, "grew up" in Florida, transplanted my way to Smithfield via my disengagement from PB in Richmond. Love that dirty city and miss wandering the streets. Selah,"Mastering other people is strength, mastering yourself is power"
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My Interests

Music, comedy, movies, writing, reading, surfing, bartending, poker, footballYusef Komunyakaa - Anodyne

Anodyne

Yusef Komunyakaa

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I love how it swells
into a temple where it is
held prisoner, where the god
of blame resides. I love
slopes & peaks, the secret
paths that make me selfish.
I love my crooked feet
shaped by vanity & work
shoes made to outlast
belief. The hardness
coupling milk it can't
fashion. I love the lips,
salt & honeycomb on the tongue.
The hair holding off rain
& snow. The white moons
on my fingernails. I love
how everything begs
blood into song & prayer
inside an egg. A ghost
hums through my bones
like Pan's midnight flute
shaping internal laws
beside a troubled river.
I love this body
made to weather the storm
in the brain, raised
out of the deep smell
of fish & water hyacinth,
out of rapture & the first
regret. I love my big hands.
I love it clear down to the soft
quick motor of each breath,
the liver's ten kinds of desire
& the kidney's lust for sugar.
This skin, this sac of dung
& joy, this spleen floating
like a compass needle inside
nighttime, always divining
West Africa's dusty horizon.
I love the birthmark
posed like a fighting cock
on my right shoulder blade.
I love this body, this
solo & ragtime jubilee
behind the left nipple,
because I know I was born
to wear out at least
one hundred angels.

Copyright
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I'd like to meet:

Trouble's biological father.

Music:

Tool, Etown Concrete, Lagwagon, Yellowcard, NOFX, Boredom, Millencolin, Dramarama (for one reason and one reason only), Helmet, Bad Religion, Slighty Stoopid, System of a Down, Chroma, the Shins, Modest Mouse, Ben Harper, Elliot Smith, Jack Johnson, The Used, Thrice, Nina Simone,Avail, My Chemical Romance, Alice in Chains, Coheed and Cambria, MoFro, MxPx, Flogging Molly, The Dan Band, Fugazi, Nine Inch Nails, AFI

Movies:

Where the Buffalo Roam, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Scent of a Woman, Romeo and Juliet (the new one), The Notebook, Friday Night Lights, Any Given Sunday, The Shining, It, The Big Kahuna, American Beauty, NBK, Old School, Clerks, Bad Santa, As Good as It Gets, Igby Goes Down, Donnie Darko, Requiem of a Dream, Jesus's Son, Wayne's World, Baseketball, Anchorman, WAITING (my life story, seriously, isnt' the bartender sexy?), Wedding Crashers, 40 Year Old Virgin), the list goes on and on in my head, more will be revealed when the brain bubbles surface...

Television:

Sportscenter, Laguna Beach (go ahead, laugh it up, but it's my guilty sin), Comedy Central Presents, Mind of Mancia, Family Guy, Everybody Loves Raymond, Daily Show, Chappelle's Show

Books:

The Season of Passage. Animal Farm. Hell's Angels. The Rum Diary. Drinking, Smoking, and Screwing: Great Writers on Good Times. Drinking: A Love Story. Original Bliss. Naked. The Crooked Mirror.
You Are 84% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

Heroes:

Bill W. (crack a smile for those who get it)..

My Blog

When is my alone time?

How god-awful is that self-posed question? Let's go back to that Kurt Vonneget speech about the most interesting people still didn't know what they wanted to do at age something or other....   I ...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 12:49:00 PST

Whereabouts is comfy?

Age is a number but yet I feel this strong need to get into shape.   Perhaps is hanging out on the right side of the tracks for once.   This all ends is some egomaniacal bit about looki...
Posted by Jessica on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 03:36:00 PST

Second one....

So I'll post this one just cuz the previous blog was really something I tried to write but wasn't on my computer so I had to post it in order to save it.  lame bullshit. And I'm going to write bu...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 09:45:00 PST

Oh GOOD LORDY....

Aunt Gail just turned 62, I actually had to buy two bigass candles in those numerical shapes and sing that song in the kitchen on a Friday night with just my dad, her (well, duh, she wasn't singi...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 06:48:00 PST

Do you people actually read this s--t?

If you've clicked on this, and you're reading, post a comment about how lame it is...or just to say hi...either way, I'm smiling.Which is what this whole thing is about right?  An update...Those ...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:43:00 PST

The Bulldog Rules

"Bulldog Rules"  Author: Unknown 1.  The Bulldog is not allowed the run of the house. 2.  Okay, the Bulldog is allowed to roam in the house, But only in certain rooms. 3.  The Bu...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:57:00 PST

What to do if....

This is how you should deal with dumbass drunk people at your bar... Bill Hicks deals with Heckler
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 07:58:00 PST

Remember this?


Posted by Jessica on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 08:41:00 PST