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Joe

I've got the patience of a chopping block.

About Me


There are two things in life no man can have too many of: Milk crates and synthesizers. Honestly, everyday I wake up and live through another day, I realize the importance of these two things. Don't get me wrong, these aren't the only things I'm interested in, but they are damn important.

My Interests

I have too many hobbies. The side effect of working a good job is that I finally have enough money to do what I want, but damn near no time to do them in.

I'm in a band.
HAYMARKET MARTYRS
I have my own company, shared with a friend. www.blipcore.com
I have 2 race cars in various states of distress.
I enjoy bad movies like no other.
Hanging out in basements and dank bars.

I'd like to meet:

I am one lonely motherfucker, so I'll narrow it down to people who don't suck and can deal with my yelling. Girls who like bad industrial music and metal, and sharing my affliction for watching bad movies are huge plus.

Music:

At the moment, I'm more interested in making music than listening to it. Well music is kinda a misleading term, I like to play with sound more than anything else. As my friend has coined it, 'blipcore'. I love it.

Let me clear this up first . . . If you say you like "everything" or "everything except _______" you have no fucking personality. For fucks sake.

    Anthrax Asian Dub Foundation Beastie Boys Beck Cake Converge Dillinger Escape Plan The Flaming Lips In Flames Johnny Cash Kid Dynamite Mars Volta Motorhead Nofx Pitchshifter Primus Probot Propagandhi The Refused Regina Spektor RZA aka Bobby Digital Sick of It All Wu Tang
And a myriad others that Im too lazy to type out for you to judge me on. If its got a good beat I probably like it.

Television:

Well I don't really watch TV anymore. The targeted advertising / mass brainwashing was getting a little too much for me. I still watch the morning news while I'm getting dressed to get the weather for the day and traffic report. Mythbusters still gets me to turn it on though, that show is too damn good.

Books:

Off the top of my head, fear and loathing in las vegas. I was 15 the first time I read it and I just recently picked it up again. Solid book. That and i recently re-read Junky by Borroughs, another outstanding book. Come to think of it I havent read anything "new" in at least 5 years, outside of textbooks and technical journals, so if you have any suggestions have at it, i love to read.

Heroes:

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Via: VideoSift

This guy is pretty awesome, albeit dead. It's pretty depressing though he had to cover a NIN song for this generation to pay attention to him. Idiots.

MMM MMM, Zappa on a crappa, what a man. Go, go buy Hot Rats or You Are What You Is, right now.

This single entity has done more to shape my life and personality than anything. I think that says a lot.

My Blog

Birthday

I hate my birthday.  So which one of you's wants to make a man out of me?  It's been a while, but I'll guarantee a mediocre performance. 
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST