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About Me

I'm just a regular joe, with a regular job. I'm your average white suburbanite slob. I like football and porno and books about war. I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor. My wife, my job, my kids, and my car, my feet on my table and a cuban cigar. But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested. Oh no, no way, uh ha, no I got to go out and have fun at someone elses expense. Oh yeah,yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah. I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane while people behind me are going insane. I'm an asshole! Some of this is true, it's up to you to decipher what is and what isn't.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The first person I would like to meet is Bo Jackson. Bo was in line to be the best original 2 sport man in the world until his hip popped out. Such a shame but he is one hell of a athelets. The next person I would like to meet is Piper Perabo. C'mon for those who don't know she is the hottest woman out there and I would give anything so she would have my children.

My Blog

commitment

You see women think that men are afraid of commitment, only what they don't realize is that most of us aren't. I personally am not afraid of commitment. I just have one hangup about it.&nb...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 00:54:00 GMT

people

I am tired of being right most of the time. I wish that I could be wrong like everyone always tells me I am. Don't get me wrong I like being proven right, but it gets old. The other ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 10:38:00 GMT

Stupidity

Why do people ask my opinion on things? They know that I'm not gonna hold back any punches. When I do tell them what I think they get pissed off at me for telling them something they don't...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:20:00 GMT