lance -<[i>lans, lahns]
1. a long wooden shaft with a pointed metal head, used as a weapon by knights and cavalry soldiers in charging.
2. a cavalry soldier armed with such a weapon; lancer.
3. an implement resembling the weapon, as a spear for killing a harpooned whale.
4. (initial capital letter) Military. a U.S. Army surface-to-surface rocket with a range of 47 mi. (75 km) and capable of carrying a tactical nuclear warhead.
5. everything you wish you were.
Well im not a stick used by knights (too short). Ive got soul but im not a soldier (woot the killers). Whales = friends (www.whalesrevenge.com). As much as I love the thought of carrying a nuclear warhead (anger issues) I cant say I have done it before. Therefore I guess I really must be everything you wish you were. You cant really argue with me here, its on the internet so it must be true! Alright lets see what is next... I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. I do uni, what for I dont know except one day people will hear my name and tremble ... or laugh ... watevs.
I dont eat red meat , but only because it tastes bad. I think all animals are made for Homo Sapiens to own, dominate, eat, etc.
More things starting with I...
-I think Life is a banquet and most people are starving, though I am a glutton.
-I feel pretty confident about myself now, because being yourself is great for the soul. The only thing I really despise about myself is my filthbag voice, but luckily you dont need to hear that on here.
-I dont believe that once you learn to ride a pushbike you never forget, because I didn't ride on one between 1996 and 2006 and the latter try... failed. I also run into doors though so maybe I'm just an unco.
-I am scared of children. They make me nervous and I feel when they are around that if I dont break them they will probably break me.
-I think we need to change our world.
On occasion, meaning always , I like to go out and play with alcohol and others while being a wankchop, and thats about my whole life. Fuck yeah Im exciting.
P.S. There is a quote above from a great man... respect him...
AND Remember-
Boys Don't Cry.
But most gays do [Johnny you fag]
Music is my life but it is not me
Drugs are bad but cigarettes will kill you
FIFA stands for F?d?ration Internationale de Football Association NOT France International Football Agency and Superman is great but has nothing on Astroboi.
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