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LaNcE

About Me


lance -<[i>lans, lahns]
1. a long wooden shaft with a pointed metal head, used as a weapon by knights and cavalry soldiers in charging.
2. a cavalry soldier armed with such a weapon; lancer.
3. an implement resembling the weapon, as a spear for killing a harpooned whale.
4. (initial capital letter) Military. a U.S. Army surface-to-surface rocket with a range of 47 mi. (75 km) and capable of carrying a tactical nuclear warhead.
5. everything you wish you were.
Well im not a stick used by knights (too short). Ive got soul but im not a soldier (woot the killers). Whales = friends (www.whalesrevenge.com). As much as I love the thought of carrying a nuclear warhead (anger issues) I cant say I have done it before. Therefore I guess I really must be everything you wish you were. You cant really argue with me here, its on the internet so it must be true! Alright lets see what is next... I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. I do uni, what for I dont know except one day people will hear my name and tremble ... or laugh ... watevs.
I dont eat red meat , but only because it tastes bad. I think all animals are made for Homo Sapiens to own, dominate, eat, etc.
More things starting with I...
-I think Life is a banquet and most people are starving, though I am a glutton.
-I feel pretty confident about myself now, because being yourself is great for the soul. The only thing I really despise about myself is my filthbag voice, but luckily you dont need to hear that on here.
-I dont believe that once you learn to ride a pushbike you never forget, because I didn't ride on one between 1996 and 2006 and the latter try... failed. I also run into doors though so maybe I'm just an unco.
-I am scared of children. They make me nervous and I feel when they are around that if I dont break them they will probably break me.
-I think we need to change our world.
On occasion, meaning always , I like to go out and play with alcohol and others while being a wankchop, and thats about my whole life. Fuck yeah Im exciting.
P.S. There is a quote above from a great man... respect him...
AND Remember-

Boys Don't Cry.
But most gays do [Johnny you fag]


Music is my life but it is not me
Drugs are bad but cigarettes will kill you
FIFA stands for F?d?ration Internationale de Football Association NOT France International Football Agency and Superman is great but has nothing on Astroboi.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus and Muhammad at the same time,so I could take them to a club, give them pills and loosen them up a bit. Might stop Al Quaeda and the Christian Right from fucking up the world anymore...
Ok really Id like to meet anyone as I have no friends except gay pingu, and animated friends just dont make the cut sumtimes. Straight pingu is around, but he keeps running off with any and every girl penguin he finds ( whores ) and leaving the crew, so we arent happy.
I also want to meet the *alternative word for vagina* that burnt my house down! I miss my lego and bike keys and anything of monetary value I stood to inherit.
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LaNcEiNdUsTrIeS"o7"

My Blog

Amelie

I just watched Amelie, and it is the most beautiful movie ever. That is love my style, why can't she be a boy? Now I feel like standing up and dancing around a floor holding someone... but I am going ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:55:00 GMT

Comment Je Crois - Genetics

Comment Je Crois Part 1/3 - Genetics LaNcEiNdUsTrIeS"o7"              Recently, different things have had me thinking about the Universe and my/...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:54:00 GMT

Merry Christmas.

Yes. MERRY CHRISTMAS. This man was castrated and left to die, as happens to most men captured by the Janjaweed committing GENOCIDE in the Darfur region of Sudan. NOW look at the date. This has been ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 04:19:00 GMT

Number Four& The question that cares.

What do I love?   This afternoon I got to sit through my first Summer thunderstorm in a long time. I sat outside with some Evermore in the background [I don't know why, but it fit the moment] and...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 04:47:00 GMT

Confessions of a *smashed* Intellectual Wannabe.

By popular request, my original universal political theory is here presented in its ORIGINAL form! Yes, yes, it is a little old but for those who requested it here is a read of where the grand theory ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:17:00 GMT

Rules of Attraction and Repulsion.

Rules of Attraction and Repulsion   By LaNcEiNdUsTrIeS"o6"   I once loved someone. We were almost identical in every aspect of our personalities. I thought this constituted a rule of attrac...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:10:00 GMT

A Night to Remember and A Morning to Forget.

So this morning I woke up in the gutter with no shoes or phone or any memory of getting to that suburb... good times hey. It started with Becs 21st in Newcastle itself which was pretty good, although ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 04:25:00 GMT