I'm a cat. I'm 37 years old (4 by human standards). The big loud people call me "schizophrenic" or as we cats would say, skits-oh-frantic but I think they're the crazy ones. Some people call me "Pilly" or "Pee Wee" but I prefer to go by my full name, The Delicious Princess Pumpkin Pyewhakkitt. I have white, orange, and black hair and bright green/gold eyes.
If anyone can help me to commit the perfect murder and/or make the furniture stop talking to me, please let me know.
