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samantha

I am here for Friends

About Me

i'm sam. i have the bitchinest friends in the world. i am currently enrolled at denison university and i hope to graduate with a degree in english lit before i put a bullet in my skull from dealing with all the bullshit there. hit me up if you're cool, but no creepers please.

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My Blog

MYSPACE IS COOL

so... i get it. i get it. there's a lot that i have to say. i want to save the world. but ultimately, trying would be just as effective as going into my backyard, clinging to the earth, and screaming ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Apr 2010 13:39:00 GMT

reflection *coughbullshit*

ok so the dean of student affairs made me write this paper about my experience with underage drinking. i found it really hard to be sincere, so i sent him this load of bullshit. a little background.....
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:49:00 GMT

ah, the word of god...

so i was reading the bible (ok, not the bible, but a newspaper article that referenced the bible) and came across this verse...So if your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. It...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:21:00 GMT

this is why you don’t put personal info online...

so i just got this lovely message from my good friend "long stroke"...i believe the subject line is an answer to the question in my tagline, which just so happens to be "what’s your favorite pos...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:46:00 GMT

does this make me a nerd?

ok so i just read an article about how they have filmed an electron for the first time. watch it. Video of Electron=Most rad thing in the universei am so excited about this that i could pee my pants. ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:43:00 GMT

MOTHERFUCKER

does nobody know how to SHUT THE FUCK UP in the study lounge!??! jesus christ! im never going to get this paper done :(
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:34:00 GMT

girls are bitches

here is why.1) they get pissed off about really retarded things... like oh, say... hypothetically, let's say that girl A likes boy and doesn't tell girl B about it. girl B starts dating boy, and girl ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:15:00 GMT

for all my nigger bitches out there... hehe thats racist.

i just recieved this message today from my new best friend matt, aka "Superbad". here's what it read: (in case you can't see his face for some reason, he's black)for those of you that can't find what ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 20:28:00 GMT

I am.... so sad.

words cannot express how much pain, longing, and suffering i am feeling right now.  next weekend, queens of the stone age will be in columbus, and i will be at a volleyball tournament in ashland....
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 22:12:00 GMT

my favorite thing ever

is when people take my favorite things and decide that it's their favorite thing too. it's kind of like when you have a beautiful house on a beautiful piece of land, and then someone else comes along ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 05:09:00 GMT