A Brief History of Pants |
Today many Americans might consider pants a symbol of staid conformity and even a tool of repression. "I can't believe you wore those pants to an event like this," one might hear from a nagging ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:49:00 GMT |
Just when you thought haikus were passe’, I prove you right. |
Across America...Horses starved by the thousands...as we ate oat bran..
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 13:58:00 GMT |
Libris Scatalogica |
There are two types of people: those who keep books in their bathroom and imbeciles.
An overly bold statement? Perhaps. But I have a hard time endowing any confidence on the intellect of someone who ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 13:45:00 GMT |
You win, Mrs. Blankenship |
The recent decision to remove Pluto from our celestial pantheon reminded me of third grade. Or, at least something that happened in third grade. And no, Emily, I don't mean that incident with the howl...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 11:58:00 GMT |
It's time to talk about worms |
As I'm writing this summer is almost upon us and along with summer comes various dangers that we don't often think about during the rest of the year. You could get run over by an ice cream truck. You ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 May 2006 12:44:00 GMT |
you might be an emo kid if... |
You might be an emo kid if...
Letting people know what bands you like is more important to you than seeing out the rear window of your car.
You're envious of your grandfather's eyeglasses an...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 14:15:00 GMT |
I just blogged all over my pants! |
So yesterday Linda just started puking all over everything. I said "Linda, whats wrong with you?," and she got mad because she thought I was blaming her for being sick and then it all turned into an a...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 15:08:00 GMT |
