cucumber song

house. convert. write. read. pics. cohorts. cmnt.
betch <-- yup!
I’m not really a person.
I’m just a fantastically interesting gourd.
(see, now you won’t be disappointed)
i love cities. i don’t love people. i’m sexually frustrated.
i’m really popular with the homeless insane
i really like lists
witness!
corners up cambrics, banksy, my yajeh, crime shows, foreign candy, photoshooting, jhonen vasquez, museums, pandora, chillums, pleasing aesthetics, classy actors, richard branson, road trips, turkish royals, rops, snark, lyden road, socially awkward people, sharpie, France (and Monaco), video games, driving in the passenger seat, old books, truck stops in the midwest, words, singing (poorly), concerts, summer nights, my friends and their horrible habits
corners down romantics, feminists who aren’t helene cixous or mary wollstonecraft, zac efron, chick lit, high winds, FOX news, the military, support the troops groups, republicans, organized religion, hackey sack, self-awareness, postnet, olives, teeshirts with corporate logos turned religious statements, being used, pretention, being manipulated, winter mornings, marijuana laws and the pigs who enforce them
notes is modest mouse , ugly casanova, beck, andy mcmahon, tom waits, bruce springstein, sheena and whity, eef barzelay, john denver, tilly and the wall, fischerspooner, billy joel, say anything, eels, kay kyser, fall out boy, the beatles, janis joplin, RADIO 1190
reels american beauty, jesus camp, splendor in the grass, the spiral staircase, the bad seed, little miss sunshine the major and the minor, eternal sunshine, go!, thank you for smoking, the heathers running with scissors, amadeus, a hard day’s night, the emperor’s naked army marches on, suicide club, 12 angry men, rebecca, the royal tenenbaums, chicago, lord of the rings trilogy, la vie en rose, wall e
papers the picture of dorian grey , master and margarita, crying of lot 49, red sky at morning, hello i'm special, the great gatsby, everworld, a great and terrible beauty, good omens, hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy, we wish to inform you that tomorrow we will be killed with our families, wishbone, the marijuanalogues, steal this book, harry potter dead souls, don quixote, hello i’m special, how i became stupid, in cold blood, winkie
tube law and order: svu, arrested development , monk, dexter, the daily show, psych, courage the cowardly dog, antm, bad reality, most evil, city confidential, ghost hunters, south park , family guy, futurama,weeds, project runway, MST3K , deadliest catch, CSPAN hearings, BookTV, the History Channel
I am a Top-hat.
I'm a bit of a jack-of-all-trades; creative, in a stylistic sort of way, a little vain, a little dark, perhaps a little archaic. I get on alright with people, but I can take them or leave them. What Sort of Hat Are You?