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JP

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About Me



I am JP not Sparticus. i like funny things and funny people. honestly is important to me. i am slightly hypocritcial in the way i think. call me old fashioned. i like gossip it intrigues me if you have any please feel free to spill the beans. i don't like beans.ultimate spazz dancing! sleep deprivation + pendulum =

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My Interests

I love jokes, especially very lame ones, they just make me chuckle, stupidly love anything that is red (within reason) just because it is red, i like trying to play lacrosse, general socialising and doing random things with friends, love listening to music though unfortunately can't play a note and the watching of films too,i despise tomatoes as they are the devil's fruit and are generally wrong, yes my name is funny too hence the ode to a shufflebottom admirer:

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I'd like to meet:

people who: make me laugh, make me smile, don't lie, like sandwiches, will make me sanwiches, enjoy cheese, like the colour red, are random, share my dislike of the tomato, don't think they're gods gift, use slang to be ironic, like music, LOVE comedy, are literate, take lots of photos, are upbeat, enjoy language, take an interest in culture, adore jokes, aren't 'yes men', are easy going, do not change to 'fit in', enjoy life and do not take it too seriously.

Music:

toad the wet sprocket, glen phillips, flickerstick, hootie & the blowfish, aerosmith, counting crows, metallica, muse, stereophonics, oasis, jason mraz, coheed and cambria, thrice, circa survive, eva cassidy, barenaked ladies, A, matchbox 20, dave matthews band, AFI, beastie boys, bloc party, dashboard confessional, damien rice, foo fighters, red hot chili peppers, reuben, hell is for heroes, jeff buckley, frank sinatra, hundred reasons, alanis morrissette, iron maiden, garth brooks, nickel creek, fall out boy, gin blossoms, qotsa, korn, the killers, semisonic, sparta, al green, jimi hendrix, the eagles, neil diamond, john denver, bruce springsteen, whitesnake, skid row, edwin mccain, richie sambora, prodigy, faithless, five for fighting, weezer, goldfinger, guns n roses, goo goo dolls, i am kloot, johnny cash, queen, santana, sigur ros, train, van halen, alexisonfire, billy corgan, city and colour, smashing pumpkins, the black lungs, stone sour, Locksley

Movies:

dumb and dumber, possibly the all time greatest movie ever! but if not that the following will do, mainly comedy films and that of evil serial killers: airplane I&II, spaceballs, ace ventura I&II, basically all jim carrey films, saw, silence of the lambs, hot shots, loaded weapon, naked gun, white men cant jump, all the pixar films, alladin, blazing saddles, Top Secret, nightmare before christmas and the maj of tim burtons works, there are many more but i canny think... oh and really dodge old horrors like pirahna, and the one bout killers ants... superb

Television:

FAMILY GUY!! all the way i love it, Animaniancs!!, american dad, futurama, M*A*S*H, any stand up show i.e. whose line is it anyway? cartoons like earthworm jim, avenger penguins and the like, six feet under, brasseye

Books:

everyone should read The Talisman by Peter Straub and Stephen King, it is the greatest book ever by far, mario puzo, and any jokebook you can find

Heroes:

the folks, gonzo the great, Theo Fleury, colin mocherie and my friends they rock!

My Blog

Graduation/Rave up in the hamptons

It all started on saturday the 3rd, a weekend to remember, or not remember which in retrospect is a better description of what happened/may of happened! as with most of my trips back up it started wit...
Posted by JP on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:01:00 PST

i was there...

i was at this gig, loves it!!!!Glen Phillips - CrowingAdd to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by JP on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:36:00 PST

My favourite joke of all time

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Robin get in the car" i just wanted to share that with you xxx
Posted by JP on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:44:00 PST

anyone want to come see this band with me?

howdy people,i found out that the dave matthews band are playing wembley in may so in my haste and excitement i bought 2 tickets not realizing i had no one to go with so if any of you wfancy seeing th...
Posted by JP on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:00:00 PST

i've actually written something

ok so its only a 'blog'  but still its something, sorry if i've dashed your hopes of finding an amazing piece of literature, winning lottery numbers, or the real end to the bible which states 'an...
Posted by JP on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:34:00 PST