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About Me

Hi. My name is Natasha.
Most people call me Tash or Nat. Or Tashie. You don't call me Tashie.
I'm SEVENTEEN!!! Yupyup!! D.O.B = 8th September, 1991. I'm young, I know. Im 'just a baby', right?
Is a lesbeeshun.
I love girls who wear head bands. Its just toooooo sexy.
Personality is the key feature i look for in girls. Looks wise? I like feminine girls. I like androgynous girls. I like butchy girls.
I shaved my hair off for the Leukaemia Foundation in July 2008 to raise money for children with blood related cancer. Raised $723, all gone to a good cause!
I love meeting people and hanging out. Making friends is a big part of my life - I cant get enough of people in general, no matter who they are.
Can't stand Metro Station.
Ive been told i seem like the 'unnattainable' type. Truth be told, i'm far from it! But im not easy either. *does not pull down the pants for everyone and anyone*
im a music junkie.
I have 5 piercings.
i loveeeee the city.
i work for my dad in Newtown. Pop in! Amazon Steakhouse. Owwwwright :D
i like to make random videos and dance around with Orlando to the pussycat dolls. We dance like fuckwits in a do-cee-do, but hey! least we're having fun! lol.
i dont like narrow minded people.
END!
_taSh1


My Interests

I'd like to meet:

QUOTES
by me && my bitchez.

MySpace Codes

"th th th th th th th..."
-Me in maths.

"Hulloooo!"
-pass camp (my arnold's pizza shop impersonation)

"I have to get out this tent... no seriously... my knees are like sweaty"
-Juls, pass camp.

"...so now you have to find the condominator."
-miss gianni

"hey, she was probably thinking about sex... safe sex of course."
-me Re: miss gianni

"i feel like a lammington"
-my sister, alexandra

"My name is Cubna... i have a vagina AND a penis."
-Lyndel mocking my Star Wars name

"My name is Kenju... and i have manly shoulders."
-Lyndel mocking Julia's Star Wars name lmao

"Does that mean you fly around on the metre ruler, Miss?"
-Me after Miss Gianni did an evil laugh after mentioning our upcoming test.

"You lezbz just bloody disgusts!"
-Orland imitating his mums Portuguese accent hhaah good times

"Lick mee, punch mee, kick meee, slap my fannyyy.."
-Orlando taking messages he found in dads phone and exaggerating them JUST A TAD lmao

"Trust me, that was no light kiss... it was practically a dental checkup!"
-Sophia; Golden Girls.

Blanche: I can accept his being gay and all... But i just dont like the fact that he dates men!! Arent there any homosexuals that date women?!
Sophia: Yeah, they're called 'Lesbians'!
-Scene from "The Golden Girls" (ep. "Sister of the Bride")

Jacob: I bet you could kick his ass anyday!!
Me: No I canttt!! Hes like a black belt in karate and im just a.. lesbian.

*watching jesse, aka, jhermbaby's video RE: Vagina Game*
Orlando: -looks weirdly at screen-
Me: LMAO!! Yeah its the vagina game
Orlando: Ewww its about vagina!! Bloody disgusts!!
Me: BAHAHA!! Nooo well you can play the Penis game too... you take the name from a movie and replace a word from it with 'Penis'!
Orlando: Hmmm... so like.... Penis-tanic??
Me: ROFFLLLLMAOOOO!! NO!!! A MOVIE WITH MORE THAN ONE WORD IN IT YOU FOOL!!!
Orlando: Yeahhhh!!! Like Titanic.... Penis-tanic!!!

*after seeing the quote previous*
Orlando: You're a fuck-knuckle.

"Pringles, anyone?" *waves around can of pringles*
-Jenneny after the Linkin Park concert LMAO

"Ok... so... that makes twenty three million- no wait hold on... twenty three hundred thousand... no... ahh fuck im confused."
-Jenneny on the phone calculating sums LOL.

"God... How blokey of you"
-Me RE: Jennneny about her fave beer

"WE HAVE NO LUCKY POCKETS!!!"
-Me during game of pool

*looking at my dad's top friends*
Alexandra (My sis): Does he just like... Add anyone with muscles?

<Gabi: Do we have an arvo detention??
Me: Yeah.. -_-
Gabi: HOW MADD!!! Ive never been on an arvo before!!

*after i screeched the chalk on the chalkboard n jumped*
Gabi: YOU LOOK LIKE A SCARED LITTLE ASIAN BOY!! LOL!!

"Hey Shivvy... Hows your balls?"
-Asiye asking Shivvy about his balls LMAO!

"but to my credit i havent played duck, duck, goose in over 8 years"
LOL Daniella actually wrote this in her PASS assignment... you douchebag!

"...and children are very needy i hear. I have this horrible image of a little kid like "mommy i need milk money" and im like "mommy needs lipstick... Now we have a situation."-Lynne Koplitz

"so um I go to the house and im standing out front and im like 'Yo Stacey! Come here and say it to my fucking face you fucking Vagina!!'"-Jenny Schecter, Episode 3 Season 4

"...cos i wanted to sit on the floor in the back of the van with massive planks of wood..like proper thick shit."-Leanne's response to some survey lmao @ proper thick shit!!

"Pamela Anderson should have her own tv show called 'I Fucked the 80s'... If Tommy Lee stuck his huge schlong infront of me i wouldnt know wether to suck it or feed it a peanut"-comment from Comedy Central Roast

"I just dont want to wake up with like morning wood in my ass.. So like keep the fuck away from me. You will have a stiletto in your ass."-Vanessa from A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila

"So i was asked my little cousin the other day what kinda food she likes, i dunno what else do you talk to a kid about, and shes says 'oogon noodle'... im like 'why dont you try chicken nugget like the rest of the country you little freak!!'"-Lynne Koplitz

"...and theyre like 'Youre full of toxins' and im like 'no YOURE full of toxins... what a stupid thing to say to me!!'"-Ellen DeGeneres: The Beginning

*after reading an ad ontop of my myspace page*
My Sister:'"This is really freaky, do not open!!" Who writes that?! And then you open it and its like Love calculatorrrrrrr' Lmaooooo!!

"BARGAIN!!!!"-Dad at the McDonalds speaker box (its one of those 'you had to be there moments')

*me after seeing Millie Poppins in the Mardi Gras parade*
Me: "MILLIE POPPINSSS!!! I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!"
Millie Poppins: "I love me tooo!" *nods enthusiastically*
Lmaooooo!!

"I mean, i felt like a fucking pickle but god that really helped!" -Rachael on the phone about her mum putting vinegar on her sunburn lmao




My Blog

JUSTINS SCARY DRESS UP SLEEP OVER NIGHT...

was pretty fucking awesome. i bought him and Aiden cd along with a sexist joke card. Steff and Lyndel were all over it. We stayed up until 4:45am and got up at 7:30am. We spent the evening playing po...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 20:32:00 GMT

MY IDEA ABOUT "THE PEEL" HOTEL AND BANS ON HETEROSEXUAL ENTRY.

Yesterday, I read a news article on the internet about a gar bar in Melbourne, The (Sir Robert) Peel Hotel, being granted permission to physically ban all heterosexuals from entering the venue; I com...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 02:04:00 GMT

BoyFriEND / GiRLFRiEND SuRVEy*

General...   Name: Age: Location: Eye colour: Hair colour: Tattoos/piercings:     Other...   1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your favourite bands/artists?...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 01:04:00 GMT

FiRST BLOG

Well.. Just thought i would start a blogg!! Nothing much happenin really.. i got into a fight with dad... n shit... ummmmmm... Oh Oh!! My mum put a deposit on our new house! NoRTh SYDNEY wooooo! :) im...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 03:03:00 GMT