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Devin VENGEANCE

Live fast, die young!

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Darren
Birthday: May 29th, 1977
Birthplace: Illinois, a duh
Current Location: Chi-town lol no j/k!!! it's Chicago
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6, 2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty!!
Your Heritage: German, with a little bit of Sexxy
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Converse all stars.
Your Weakness: Falling in love
Your Fears: I dont like feet@! GROSS.
Your Perfect Pizza: I'm vegan, so just cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Graduating UGH!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ...lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Oh, man whats for Breakfast!" lol j/k
Your Best Physical Feature: My arms and tatts
Your Bedtime: P-A-R-T-Y!!!! I nevere sleep!
Your Most Missed Memory: My ex-wife Donna
Pepsi or Coke: I dont like soda! water
MacDonalds or Burger King: EW I hate fast food
Single or Group Dates: Single.. yeah.. single..
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate haha!
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither coffee is gross!
Do you Smoke: Used to
Do you Swear: FUCK YEA hahaha no no j/k
Do you Sing: nOT REALLY i dunon
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yessss
Do you want to go to College: YES!

Do you want to get Married: been there buddy
Do you belive in yourself: I guess.
Do you get Motion Sickness: I HATE ROLLARCOASTERS
Do you think you are Attractive: no.
Are you a Health Freak: I guess my parents say I am
Do you get along with your Parents: haha no.
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES!
Do you play an Instrument: I used to play guitar for 3 years
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: pcp
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES!~
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ewwww cookies
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I would love to try em
In the past month have you been on Stage: no way jose I get nervous
In the past month have you been Dumped: Divorced
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: haHa when I was 16
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: cars
Ever been Drunk: am
Ever been called a Tease: haha yeah
Ever been Beaten up: NO
Ever Shoplifted: haha ya
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Young again.
Is your name Kyle Asselin:: no
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: not too tall
Weight: skinny
Best Clothing Style: tight clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: a few
Number of CDs I own: ALOT~!
Number of Piercings: ZERO
Number of Tattoos: 6
Number of things in my Past I Regret: haha ZERO
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My Interests

Ted Nugent, Women, Sports Bras, I like Baseball GO SOX!

I'd like to meet:

Ted Nugent, maybe Sebastian Bach one more time. I dunno about you sissies, but I like Guns n' Roses.

Music:

Ted Nugent, Skid Row, Led Zeppelin, and my son got me into some cool music too, like Anti-Flag and NO=FX. I think they are all pretty cool, but you gotta stick to the classics.

Movies:

I just watched X2: X-Men 2, it was a really fun flick. I like action movies, and superhero movies, and Remember the Titans was awesome.

Television:

hah! I dont watch tv!! XCEPT 4 (haha) Laguna BEach sometimes, its great, reminds me of my life as a youngster. I also like reality television shows.. like LOST..

Heroes:

My OLD MAN, of course, he taught me so much about life and helped me out of jail and he was always there for me, always. CALL ME! ~*~*

My Blog

INSIGHT ON MY FUKKIN LIFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!! period.

Okay, last night me and a bunch of friends got drunk.  I think they did, I didnt. Man, after drinking 2 handles of Vodka and Gin and Whiskey.. Things change, things get clearer.. You start t...
Posted by Devin VENGEANCE on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:12:00 PST

THE BEST FUCKIN SON IN THE WORLD MAN!!!!! period.

CHRIS SUTR!!!! I had to find him through the internet! and I DID!!!!!!!HE FUKKIN SINGS FOR FUCKING WINTER ISB ROKEN!...
Posted by Devin VENGEANCE on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 08:28:00 PST

SHOCKED!!!!!!!!period.

SO YESTARDAY I WENT THE TO CLUB! AND HAD SEX! just... kidding....
Posted by Devin VENGEANCE on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 10:56:00 PST

FUCKIN SURVEY AND SHIT YEA!!!!!!!!!! period.

nAME: Darren K. PressmanAge: ASK ME AND ILL TELLWhat would you do if...You died? I WOULD BE SAD!!You caught your bf./gf. cheating? Kill.What do you want in a woman? at least 21 years baby.MA...
Posted by Devin VENGEANCE on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 12:26:00 PST

THE BEST ALCOHOL(S) EVER!! period.

DONT FERGET THE BEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!FUCKIN YEAH!...
Posted by Devin VENGEANCE on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 08:22:00 PST

BEST FUCKING LOCAL SHOW. period.

Alright so me and my son went out to some local shows last night.  I really dont know any of the bands or the music.. lol.. These guys thought I kicked so much ass! and I DO!!!He was really into ...
Posted by Devin VENGEANCE on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 02:50:00 PST

FUCKIN AMAZING! period.

His fucking guitar is a fuckin machine gun!...
Posted by Devin VENGEANCE on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 03:48:00 PST

MY FUCKING DREAM CAR. period.

WANNA RIDE?
Posted by Devin VENGEANCE on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 03:44:00 PST

MY FAVORITE MOTHERFUCKIN LYRICS. period.

Artist: Ted Nugent LyricsSong: Cat Scratch Fever Lyrics Well I don't know where they come from But they sure do come I hope they comin' for me And I don't know how they do it But they sure do it good ...
Posted by Devin VENGEANCE on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 02:03:00 PST