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Josh

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About Me

I live in Alaska, I work with the abominable snowman, aahh, and I burn things. alot.
The Punisher
You are the Punisher! Your quick reflexes and
knowledge gained as a soldier and FBI agent
help you bring down crime. You don't care
about cops and prefer to take the law into your
own hands. Your only true weakness is
mortality.

What Superhero Are You?
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You Are A Weeping Willow Tree

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My Interests

Anything fun. Particularly anything involving flames explosives, or high speeds.

I'd like to meet:

michael collins. stripe.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh
Birthday: March 1st 1984 (the year "gremlins" was released)
Birthplace: Anchorage alaska
Current Location: If i told u that, i'd have to STAB YOU IN THE EYE!
Eye Color: blu
Hair Color: light brown/ dirty blond
Height: 5'7?
Right Handed or Left Handed: BOTH
Your Heritage: IRISH, german, a little english(which i despise) and some native american indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: my doc martens
Your Weakness: the internet told me it was fairy dust
Your Fears: YYOUURRR MMMOOMMM! haha. its actually umpa lumpas...and naked people
Your Perfect Pizza: xtra cheese, pepperoni, and there should be notable diference between chewing a piece of rubber and chewing the cheese.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: world domination, duh
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: GONDOR HAS NO PANTS! GONDOR NEEDS NO PANTS!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: the light!! IT BURRNNNSSS UUSSSS!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: my seeing eyes and feeling hands with which i combat injustice in black undergarments
Your Bedtime: when random colorful objects spawn near me and try to talk me into wearing spandex
Your Most Missed Memory: sigh...so many...southern cali
Pepsi or Coke: DR PEPPER!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: meh which is closer?
Single or Group Dates: either or
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nono TEA is for people with names like ALBERT or PERCY who live in england or france and prance about in wierd european clothes and for people who believe that load of crap about coffee being unhealthy! tea sucking dinks.
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: people tell me all the time I'm smokin, hahaha
Do you Swear: only in court
Do you Sing: heh, you should hear THE SHOWER EPISODES I have recorded
Do you Shower Daily: ya
Have you Been in Love: unfortunatley (not talkin bout u aubs,tho I do luv u)
Do you want to go to College: ya
Do you want to get Married: thats debatable
Do you belive in yourself: I don't know, I might be a figment of my imagination
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: misfortune proposed to me and lady UNluck is stalking me.
Are you a Health Freak: lolhahahahahano
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: awesome
Do you play an Instrument: I'm an aspiring drummer
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ALL HAIL THE PINK ELEPHANTS!!! lol no
In the past month have you Smoked: other than the time the plastic bag of gunpowder i was holding caught fire, no.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: sudafed? I had a cold
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: hahaha......um...well yeah actually, uh ya. mhhm
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: only the middles
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: the world is a stage

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Music:

recently into the 69 eyes alot. but i love anything with a good hard driving line that just screams sense. pennywise is probably my alltime favorite. can't make anymore sense than they do. HATE POP or anything that crosses with it. avril lavigne is SATAN!!!and hillary duff is her anti-christ. country pretty much sucks too. and for the record, yes it is true RAP IS CRAP! so there ya have it.

Movies:

Gremlins 1&2. donnie darko. phantom of the opera. interview with a vampire, anything with a good storyline and lots of shooting and asskickin, swordplay, knights, magick and all that jazz, hate sob stories and chick flicks, gore flicks are crap too.

Television:

smallville. superman rocks. he can see naked ppl. really don't watch a lot of tv, I stick to movies.

Books:

see spot run

Heroes:

gremlins, all the brave Irish souls who were murdered for their countries freedom, oh ya and mr rogers. ( I hope to one day also get rich for the phantazms of my demented imagination like he did)

My Blog

gargoyle

a field of roses red as bloodthe scenery now to which i turna shattered dream amidst the mudin silent inner pain i burna broken hope to have her lovein silent inner pain i yearnjust to hear her say th...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 04:26:00 PST

my awakening

so Heres another ancient piece from my undying past that I dug up on my pcfinding this stuff reanimated hurts I never did recover from so even tho I realize it hasn't been a whole century I was compel...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:08:00 PST

sorry

So I was digging thru all my really old files on my old hard drive and I found this poem thing I wrote eons ago. heh I've come a ways since then. A fire inside once burned with rage and regret. But ov...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:14:00 PST

hopes end

A bunch of clovers stand on a knoll not far away in a land of bloodied ground where two opposing forces faced off for right of way in my solitude and silence i still can hear the sound. rent and broke...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 12:58:00 PST

the best poem i ever wrote!

(in a retarded voice) A SHINY! O LOOKY LOOK! A SHINY I SEE! IT lays in the green green grass!  Pretty as an ass, amongst the daisies and the daffodills! And now, a little CHILD comes dancin...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 07:23:00 PST

I just wanted a blizzzard. i love blizzards.

White death rain down on me. Make me all that you see now for this moment. I am frozen inside as you are frozen yet alive. You saw my fall from society and heard me call out in my anxiety. White ...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 07:09:00 PST