For those of you that don't already know me:
My name is Scott and each letter of my name symbolises a reason for you to get to know me.
"S" - Sarcasm, Security, Squeeze.
Sarcasm - For those of you that know me well, you would have noticed that i am sarcastic when overly happy and sarcastic when overly sultry. Sarcasm to me symbolises an entity of conversation and character that i contain whereby not many people actually understand what i'm talking or thinking about. Sometimes when i'm actually being serious, even my closest friends think that i am being sarcastic. This not only shits me off, but makes me understand just how much sarcasm has encrypted itself into my character. Sarcasm and i have a love/hate relationship. I love sarcasm when i think out the most well thought out scenario known to mankind, yet nobody else understands but myself. Such sarcasm can't be applied to aesthetics because it is so deeply sarcastic that not even i can build up enough mental energy to fathom a visual for others. I hate sarcasm when i'm trying to have a deep and meaningful with someone i know because they may laugh at me or shut-off their ears mid-conversation because they may think i'm not taking it seriously when in fact I AM!.
Security - If you are my friend you are guaranteed security of friendship, lifestyle and commitment. Although everybody get's insecure at times, i'll always be there to help anybody in any way or form that i can when the going gets tough. Once you become my friend you are a friend for life. Thus, i guarantee everyone i know security that i'll always be there for you. My bosom is comfortable to cry on...
Squeeze - Apparently i give great hugs. Squeeze is absolutely essential when giving hugs out to those you love. A hug isn't a hug without squeeze. A lemon isn't lemon juice without squeeze. And "S" isn't a full letter without squeeze.
"C" - Comfort, Comradery, Catering
Couldn't be scott without comfort. When you see me at any place or any time i provide state of the art entertainment that provides comfort to all. I am a walking High Definition Plasma Television without the adverts cutting into your favourite program. I am the cushioning behind your body when you sit down and watch your favourite program. Hence, i provide comfort for you when you will most need it. If comfort is what you want? I have it.
Comradery - If you know me well you most certainly know that comradery has nothing to do with me. In fact the only leadership skill i have is taking the time to use the word 'comradery' outside of the army, navy and airforce. Not much? I know, but i don't see many other people out there trying.
Catering - I provide the best catering you will find nowhere else in Australia. When you are in need of a beverage or food and ask me to get it for you, i will be the first to assist you in going to hell and getting it yourself. Because, by catering i mean providing humour and sentimentality to balance out the stresses of everyday life for you. If you need to talk to someone about something, i will immediately jump up and volunteer to listen. Therefore i provide no catering whatsoever, only honesty and company.
"O" - Outrageous, Overwhelming, OMG!!!
Outrageous - I am indeed an outrageous person. When talking to me you will accumulate a bony lump on the centre of your forehead. Why? because some things i say often induce a slap of the palm on the forehead. I usually escape injury free for it is the other person that slaps themself in the head when listening to me. This then leads to the reasoning for the next point.
Overwhelming - Although my friends insist that i'm pretty cool and hilarious at times, you can indeed get an overdose from time to time. Its nothing terrible about me at all, its just that i'm probably good in small doses. When i'm intoxicated i often tell even my closest friends that they are all fuckheads. This usually has no repercussions or consequences because my friends are such mad cunts that they simply laugh at me and tell me the next morning. It is usually much to my surprise too, but hey! noones perfect right? laugh and move onnnnnn...
OMG - Oh my god really has little to do with me. I have however heard the phrase from time to time. It is usually mentioned when i enter a room full of people i haven't seen in a while, or simply after i say something completely random or sarcastic.
"T" - Too lazy to complete this word symbolization ballad.
That's right I can't be bothered splurging out anything else about me because its redundant and i'm really tired of doing it. A small small small fraction of people might be disappointed by this when they realize that i have two "T"s in my name - hence much more extensive superfluous information regarding myself - but there is an important reason behind me doing it. When i gather enough energy to think of a reason you'll all be the first to know. However, let me advise you that you should continue living everyday life because it most likely won't pop up in your local bulletins or headlines.
Flight of the Hamsters How far can you get them to fly? ..
Whitechapel "This Is Exile"
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