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Sexually Retarded

About Me

Deep in a practice space warehouse / crack-addicted rat-maze within the catacombs of what was once Olde Weste Baltimore, the creaking of leather clad gimps signals the arrival of Sexually Retarded. The strong attempt to endure the sound by covering their ears, tolerating the errant sound waves which STILL ENTER THEIR BRAIN, debilitating neural centers of self-control and moral regulation. The weak succomb to irresistable urges; primeval pan-sexual living psychotic fantasies that end in copraphilia or self-castration.

Sexually Retarded. As in you can't get none. Or if you had it, you wouldn't know what to do with it. Probably throw stones at it. ..

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 23/03/2008
Band Members: Rick - drums
Nick - guitar
Jesse - vocals
Dustin - bass

Influences: les paul and mary ford, the shangri-las, the let-alone shimmies, vomit dichotomy
Sounds Like:
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Sexually Retarded goes to summer camp

thanks to April and anyone else responsible for last night's show at the bank, everybody is happy with how things went down.  it would appear that this will be our last show before a hiatus of indefin...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:20:00 GMT

Album Preview up... Now.

See above statement! Demo tracks are toast! Stay tuned!
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 05:16:00 GMT

optimal return on long-term investments

The buying public, oh you are a fickle bunch.  One minute, you're downing Oreo's, but the next month may be more of a Krispy Kreme thing.  This band hasn't even begun to seduce you with titt...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:44:00 GMT

live recordings and videos!!!

thanks to jeff for immortalizing our immortality!!!stick your dick in this and wiggle it around a little bit
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 13:12:00 GMT

Upcoming show at great new venue. CHECK IT OUT

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Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:25:00 GMT

Ed Schrader on Sexually Retarded 6/5/08

"If the last band completely bombed, it still would have been well worth the five dollars I some how got away with not paying. Yet Sexually Retarded was the cherry on the sundae. The setup was busines...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:41:00 GMT