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DJ Flizzy Fly

The festival of ron has begun

About Me

I'm a popular wax spinner. I spin mostly house, when I'm at home. When I'm in the car I spin metal. I am a true artist and pressing play on my cd player is hard work.

My Interests

punching the clown

I'd like to meet:

A man made entirely of vermont sharp chedder.

Music:

Creedance clearwater revival. Bloodhound gang. Cake. pink floyd. Jimmy eat world. Wolfshanzze, forgotten savior. Bobby marley. Hyprocrisy, the moment behind,

Movies:

GHOSTBUSTERS, evil alien conquerers, the big lebowski, dumb and dumber, ravenous, road to perdition, indiana jones, back to the future, etc.

Television:

farscape, sopranos, arrested development, xena, my 3 dads, boy meets vagina

Books:

Magazines

Heroes:

I don't know of many heroes.

My Blog

don't know why I posted this here.

I went to las vegas last weekend and I now know that I will never go anywhere but there for a vacation ever again.  I even met a really cool girl, but will probably never see her again.  I'm...
Posted by DJ Flizzy Fly on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:52:00 PST

a dream

I had a dream that I was a cable guy.  But...I pulled up to my bosses house and tried to fix his cable.  It was a very specific problem.  He had an old analog splitter.  Before I c...
Posted by DJ Flizzy Fly on Mon, 01 May 2006 04:20:00 PST

annie my love

I have very happy in that I just saw that movie Havoc (2005) and it's got anne hathaway topless in it.  She is incredibly hot.  Oh man.  Yeah.  I liked her even before I saw her to...
Posted by DJ Flizzy Fly on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:38:00 PST

mmmmm

I love grits.  I just got a package of instant grits.  Wouldn't you know...I love it.  Grits is high in iron.  One pack gives me 45% of my daily value.  It has no saturated fa...
Posted by DJ Flizzy Fly on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 09:19:00 PST

I admit

It makes much more sense to floss before you brush then the other way around I have realized. 
Posted by DJ Flizzy Fly on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 05:37:00 PST

mmm

I love the way my package feels in spandex.  I can't wait to get my speedos.  I also think I'd like to find a girl who likes to wear spandex.  I love the feel of a tight ass draped in s...
Posted by DJ Flizzy Fly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

nice day out

Today I woke up hungover, walked baci, then went to home depot to get a new tool bag, stood in line forever because there were some contractors in front of me.  Then went to baja fresh and brough...
Posted by DJ Flizzy Fly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ew

I dont think tattoos on girls is attractive at all. First of all it makes them look like skanky whores. Second of all, its like drawing a smiley face, with crayon, over a picasso. If you dont care ...
Posted by DJ Flizzy Fly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

finale

For all of the traits that are unappealing, I can't stop thinking about her. Its now certain that she never had any interest in me which doesn't surprise. I just wish I could stop thinking about her...
Posted by DJ Flizzy Fly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

motorcycles/pitbulls

You know you're an asshole if you have a motorcycle and a pitbull. How many clone guys are there like this in the world? These guys are always assholes and the only reason they buy this shit is to m...
Posted by DJ Flizzy Fly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST