Notre Dame football... end of discussion. Thank you to "Touchdown Jesus" for giving us Weis for 15 seasons; which means we're gonna win 13 National Championships in a row starting next season... because we lost to Michigan... & USC... & LSU... god-damn... Seriously, get the fuck out, don't even grab a bagel. ------------ "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."- Henry Hill, Goodfellas
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After 5 beers, you start turning into Don Vito... after 10 beers, you are Don Vito and no one is this world can take that away from you! Always imitated, never duplicated!
What Kind of Drunk Are You?**DON VITO SECTION**
Here are some of my favorite Don Vito quotes: "They copied off Disney Land Bam... lots uh stuff... a mono-rail!", "Nysh girlz.", "YO!", "Whooze Wall-Doh?", "YOU'S ER DOPES!", "Bam, I aint got time ta be playin deez stoopid little revolutionary games... I got places ta go and people ta see... places.", "Bam look, PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA... Tha whole God damn city is named after pizza!", "You know why Italy is shaped like a boot? So they could stick it up your ass.", "PIZZA: P-I-Z-Z-A, like a spelling bee... thats cause its in Italian, ya dont know nothin' about Italy Bam.", "THEY DIDN'T HAVE JEEPS IN DA CIVIL WAR, YA DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE!", "Bam, I aint got time ta be playin' dis little rock n' roll bullshit.", "Where do you find all these idiots? You must have tha, anideeyit klub.", "Thats a good one... Imma make a necklace.", "Yo dis is stoopid Bam, where da' hell are all da' nysh girlz?", "Gimme da' thousand Bam, you said a thousand Bam, not nine!", "What are you tryin ta do hypnotize me?", "TONY HAWK IS A CRIMINAL!", "Bam, why da hell ya always wastin yer time playin all deez stoopid little reindeer gamez?"- Don Vito, The Last Don
"That's blinkin! WHAT, THAT AIN'T WINKIN', DATS BLINKIN!"
"YO!"
"I don't know how you deal with these Vulcan idiots?"
BAM: "You went to Instanbul and then where?" --------------
VITO: "Constan tuh nobble or somewhere?" ------------------
BAM: "So where did you go?" -------VITO: "I went to Constan tuh nople and Abu Dabu..." -----------------
BAM: "And where?" ------------
VITO: "And Cabo Wabo, I duhknow Bam! All owe er a place I duhknow where I was!".. width="425" height="350" ....
DANE COOK because he's a crazy bastard like myself & he's funny, haha! Why else? Because watermellon flavored Jolly Ranchers is only the only good flavor. If you say sour apple, I'll stab you in the jaw! WHERE'S THE VAN!? I would choose Jim Morrison, but he's kind of dead. Yeah, he'd be the most important person to meet for sure. Why you ask? Because he's the Lizard King & he can do anything! Finally, I would like to meet the author Chuck Palahniuk, because his books make me want to run around and smash car windows and cause riots in order to better the world.----------------------------- "When you're strange, no one remembers your name. When you're strange, faces come out of the rain. When you're strange..."- Jim Morrison, The Doors
Music that will change your life: The Doors, HIM, ZERO 7, Sia, A Perfect Circle, Tenacious D, Air, Johnny Cash, Nirvana, Elliott Smith, & The Beatles. ---------------------- As for everything else that turns your brain to shit, I'll keep it simple: James Blunt, Lloyd Banks, Eminem, Lil Wayne, Method Man, Radiohead, Garbage, Aimee Mann, Led Zepplin, Chamillionaire, CKY, Common, Kanye West, Biggie, Jay-Z, Young Buck, 2Pac, Ray Charles, Snoop Dogg, Frank Sinatra... it's tough to say, anything EXCEPT for country or god damn Pretty Ricky (The best part of Summer Jam at the Gorge 2005 was when someone hit one of them in the head with a water bottle, YES!).------------------ "Either I'm the illest cat doin it, or these cats is losin it..."- Lil Wayne, Tha Carter
Yeah, don't really have a favorite one (i own nearly 500 DVD's) so I'll just make a big list and if you want to read it then go for it... Fight Club, SMOKIN' ACES, The Departed, The Godfather Saga, BLOW, TROY, Beerfest, Thank You For Smoking, Wedding Crashers, Good Will Hunting, Garden State, Goodfellas, Casino, CKY 2, 3, & 4, Oceans 11 & 12, Jackass The Movie, Jackass The Movie 2, Underworld, Underworld Evolution, Stranger Than Fiction, 300, Inside Man, American Psycho, James Bond 007 movies, The Da Vinci Code, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Munich, Blood Diamond, MADE, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Boondock Saints, Tenacious D In: The Pick Of Destiny, City Of God, Waiting, JARHEAD, ACCEPTED, The Matador, Walk The Line, The Usual Suspects, Legends Of The Fall, Training Day, Matrix 1, 2, & 3, The Animatrix, A Scanner Darkly, Employee Of The Month, Gridiron Gang, Nacho Libre, The GOONIES, Silent Hill, MI: 1, MI: 3, The Lake House, Donnie Brasco, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Kingdom of Heaven, Lord of the Rings 1, 2, & 3, Anchorman, Scarface, HEAT, Office Space, The Island, Hustle and Flow, ATL, Get Rich or Die Tryin', King of New York, ZOOLANDER, Boogie Nights, Above The Rim, Van Wilder, Memento, The Untouchables, Animal House, The Girl Next Door, I heart Huckabees, The Shawshank Redemption, Caddy Shack, American Beauty, Romeo & Juliet, Interview With the Vampire, Cinderella Man, 25th Hour, The Sting, Dazed & Confused, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, Swingers, DOMINO, Quiz Show, Just Friends, The Aviator, Bullit, Casablanca, Layer Cake, L.A. Confidential, Gladiator, Sideways, V For Vendetta, Bourne movies, The Great Gatsby, All the Presidents Men, Lucky # Slevin, Ghostbusters, Easy Rider, Friday Night Lights, RUDY, Any Given Sunday, He Got Game, Saving Private Ryan, Wall Street, Children of Men, SEVEN, Boiler Room, A Christmas Story, Apocalypse Now, The Saint, Man On Fire, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, American Splendor, The Longest Day, Up Close & Personal, Constantine, Prime, Old School, The Virgin Suicides, Meet Joe Black, Braveheart, Rounders, & Magnolia
The Office, Entourage, South Park, Flight of the Conchords, The Sopranos, Ghost Hunters, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sports Center, and 2, 4, 6 during COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON. ---------------- "A real man makes his own luck...' Billy Zane, Titanic."- Dwight Schrute, The Office
Burmese Days - The Shining - Choke - Fight Club - Survivor - 1984 - Angels & Demons - The Da Vinci Code - Deception Point - Digital Fortress - The Zombie Survival Guide - The Paradise War - The Silver Hand - The Endless Knot - Interview With The Vampire - The Vampire Lestat - Queen Of The Damned - The 25th Hour - Prayers For The Assassin - The Last Templar - Holy Blood, Holy Grail - From Pieces To Weight - Candide - Omerta - The Iliad - The Odyssey - The Dante Club - Jim Morrison: Life, Death, Legend - Omerta - Casino Royale - From Russia With Love - Bram Stokers: Dracula - Rainbow Six - The Westies - The Templar Legacy - The Company Of Strangers - The Matrix & Philosophy - The Hot Zone - How The Irish Saved Civilization - Bleachers - You Shall Know Our Velocity
I'll go with Denis Leary. Why? Because he is truly the one man on this planet who doesn't give a fuck about anyone or anything. --------- "You will eat the meat folks, because this country was founded on two things. Meat, and war. You eat enough fucking meat, you wanna kill somebody. That's the way it works."- Denis Leary, No Cure For Cancer..