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mamacita.

I am here for Friends

About Me


I'm addicted to baking cupcakes.
I secretly prefer unwashed bed-linen because it smells like boys that I like.
My daughter's name is a cult-film reference.
I'm of the belief that everyone should try fucking to a Smashing Pumpkins album at least once.
I secretly have a huge fetish to be a 1950's housewife.
I've had gumnuts that I picked out of my sneakers on my bedroom floor for about a year now.
I light up new cigarettes before I've finished my first one.
I've wanted to be Tank Girl since I was about 10 years old.
I'm a huge Nintendo nerd and plan on getting tattoos to represent this.
I dance to gangsta-booty-rap.
Often I share a munted-up toothbrush with my kid.
I watch the entire series of Seinfeld every 3-6 months.

let's make love and listen to Death From Above. ..

My Interests

i like:
art with permanent markers.
f l e s h i n k s.
boys who are drummers.
girls who are contortionists.
trips to ikea.
situations involving plastic.
milk.
my elbows.

i dislike:
microsoft.
flesh tunnels.
wet chalk.
eleanor.

I'd like to meet:


..
Custom Friends Space Generator

Nikita's Friend Space
(She has a shitload of friends.)

Ross

Beatrix

Grant

Tammy

Sarah

Skaidris

The Von Nonid Twins

Moth

Vice Magazine

Juxtapoz Magazine

Miami Ink

E-Fifty-Five

Music:

right now, i'm feelin;
daft punk
justice
john coltrane
underworld
spankrock
natasha khan (bat for lashes)
saint germain
miami horror
gameboy/gamegirl
hot chip
the bird and the bee
gloria estefan and miami sound machine
simian mobile disco
the presets
soulwax/house compilations
klaxons
riot in belgium
datarock
bumblebeez
the knife
midnight juggernauts
cut copy
cansei de ser sexy

Movies:

drawing restraint 9.
2LDK.
blow.
village people present: can't stop the music.
spun.
bully.
the believer.
clueless.
adaptation.
a clockwork orange.
bill and ted's bogus journey.
delicatessen.
fear and loathing in las vegas.
american psycho.
american beauty.
american history x.
ghostworld.
ghost in the shell.
house of sand and fog.
elephant.
happiness.
kids.
moolaadé.
naked lunch.
kill bill.
my neighbour totoro.
reservoir dogs.
lost in translation.
secretary.
the shining.
rear window.
welcome to the dollhouse.
howl's moving castle.
eyes wide shut.
velvet goldmine.
pulp fiction.
BASEketball.
party monster.
cannibal! the musical.
fight club.
waking life.
trainspotting.
spirited away.
amélie.
palindromes.
the beach.

Television:

miami ink.
curb your enthusiasm.
black books.
sex and the city.
seinfeld.
when sex goes wrong.
queer as folk.
mythbusters.
bottom.
extreme makeover.
cops.
the osbournes.
top gear.
pimp my ride.
noel's christmas family accidents.

My Blog

show me;

Your current desktop; Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo and Thomas Bangalter.What you're currently playing; "Phoenix" by Daft Punk.The latest photo of you; This is me right now on webcam.The last thing you ...
Posted by mamacita. on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:23:00 PST

modify.

it's been so long since i've done a bullshit quiz that i'm actually fucking missing them. so eat a dick to everyone, it's 1.30am and I can't sleep, I'ma get my survey on, baby.THE TATTOO SURVEY; (bah...
Posted by mamacita. on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 08:51:00 PST

charcoal.

on tuesday night, in a horribly desperate act of instability, yet again i ingested a whole box of pills, this time painkillers. while it wasn't enough to kill me, it was enough to permanently and comp...
Posted by mamacita. on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:41:00 PST

alphabet

A - Available?hell yar.B - Best Friendgranthrax, the rosco.C - Crushah'm no' tellin'.D - Dad's Nameandré.E - Easiest Person To Talk Tomy mama.F - Favorite Bandbands are so 1995. i like robotic voices ...
Posted by mamacita. on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 06:56:00 PST

can i get a "hell yeah"?

Generally forwarded emails are bullshit. I'll admit, it starts lame. Just skip to Test 4, 6 and 9. These are what I waste my life on. After reading this I hope all of you have a new found awareness an...
Posted by mamacita. on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 05:16:00 PST

bea's birthday

for those who're interested or missed it, photos & blog are @http://mama-has-a-mohawk.blogspot.com/i can't be bothered re-writing or uploading. x
Posted by mamacita. on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:27:00 PST

you are invited.


Posted by mamacita. on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 05:23:00 PST

spearmint rhino.

Green Tea and i went to Click-Click last night and ended up at Spearmint Rhino. Well, we thought we went to Spearmint Rhino. Suffice to say it's a long story and the night DID eventuate in a trip to S...
Posted by mamacita. on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:23:00 PST

new bride

eligible jew no 468; http://www.myspace.com/ericschwartzhttp://www.suburbanhomebo y.comhis website is atrocious and he is the biggest lamewad ever, but please refer to his britney spears myspace video,...
Posted by mamacita. on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:11:00 PST

paparazzi! no, photos please...

my face was munted.its 2 A.M and I wanted to retain SOME dignity. cut me some slack. and please excuse my rack, it just does that. and by 'that', i mean it gets up in ya grill, uh huh.do you kids like...
Posted by mamacita. on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:11:00 PST