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***Im Dat Bissh! In The Flyest Fashions!***

~Alice in Wonderland~

About Me

A product of Cuban parents, New York borned, Miami raised. Im an 80's baby.I love to laugh.Im good at being bad, im outgoing, love meeting new people, very spontaneous. Im from Miami just moved back from tampa ( where i was going to school, maj- English Lit). :-) Im a Fashion stylist. High Fashion Editorials are my favorite! This Year 2007 Ive been Working w/ styling Celibrity clients and doing personal Shopping. I love Revolutionaries, ppl who stand for something, Unique individuals attract me, Rebels make me smile, The NORM bores me, Life excites me, Im a slave to Literature, Im addicted to retail, ImPerfections are super Sexy, Pictures Intrigue me, PARTY GIRL AT HEART, 234 or 5 or 6 is better than 1 (ha ha),Creating satisfies my soul, My poetry releases pheromones, IM THE RULER OF MY LIFE!, Judge ME it will make me laugh then it will be follwed by "ARE YOU SERIOUS?", Silver poles are FUN!, BOHO by day POSH at night, I have insomnia, I make guest appearnces (lmao),Sometimes i think like a dude, Music Tells my life stories, I love to learn and know, MINDS are great, SEX my MIND! Im begging (lol), Try anything once come on!!! Peer Presure makes me defensive, They call me Wierd. I call it being a very detailed person. Complexity is me. JOana Catch me if you can"; I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
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My Interests

Vintage everything! (clothing, furniture,jewlery) Nieman Marcus (hi Jared!)painting, poetry, different wines, sushi, BDSM, shopping, clubing, smoking Herbs, wierd things, shopping, working out, music, jazz, shopping, art, fashion, clubbin, did i mention shopping????? :-) Window Shoppers get away from me!!!!!!! If you like it cop it----- "Dont talk about it be about it!!!!!" I live by thatTake life as it comes-Dont stress

I'd like to meet:

Oprah shes a very interesting woman not to mention a her pockets are fat as hell but she has a very soothing auroa. TYRA I adore her honesty and her ability to relate and really feel where people are coming from.La Femme Warrior Lil kim I love her i dont give a fuck attitude. Dita Von Teese. Last but not least Kimora Lee simmons thats a bad bitch! BTW one time to all my 305 Divas Jackie-O and Trina

Music:

REBEL MUSIC.Bob Marley. from Young Jeezy to ashlee simpson to The Smilths enough said! hold up FIonna Apple where are you ???????? Sade rocks all day everyday!!!!! My Chemical Romance. Madonna is Timeless. Morrissey. Lil Wayne is #1 Ive let go of the spanish music only around the family. But i can rock to LOs VAN VANs (cuban old school Music)

New 2 Live Crew - Hell Yeah (Nasty Version)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPpuIBw6lkg



New 2 Live Crew - Hell Yeah (Nasty Version)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPpuIBw6lkg

Movies:

blow, casino, oceans eleven. Just give me them Drugs and Money movies. living life and getting away with everything sounds ideal HUH?????? On the other hand give me any MIke Epps movie and im good.

Television:

I dont watch tv but lately i been tuning into Americas next top model, project Runway, Family Guy, Runs house, Life in the Fab lane got to love Kimora. But, Court TV over rules anything, then you have the music videos i can do those 24/7.

Books:

last book i read for leisure was "Sex and the Soul of a Woman" it talks about the reality of love and romance in the age of casual sex. Paula Rinehart....... What i got from reading this is......Woman make these niggas work for the P***Y stop giving it up so freeely, Casual sex sucks boring no meaning =no fun. Let them Stimulate the Mind before the Clit....Try and tell me how it worked out LOL. I just read confessions of a video vixen by Kerraine Steffans very juicy. also "Sexual Personae" by Camile Paglia didnt finish it. Also Fabulosity was a hot book I love Kimoras story and her story behind building the baby fat brand.

Heroes:

My Mom And Sisters. They are Beautiful Strong Women

My Blog

Im Back Miami!

Goodbye Tampa Im going to miss you. You will always be the town where i explored the most and where I was a free soul 18-22. I have so many wonderful memories there all very eventfull. Life was never ...
Posted by ***Im Dat Bissh! In The Flyest Fashions!*** on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 12:21:00 PST

HappY ThanksGiving!

 =<~~~~~this is what my weekend is looking like. Hello to all, Ill be in Miami this weekend for Thanksgiving. To all My friends trying to get in contact with me. My phone will be back in servi...
Posted by ***Im Dat Bissh! In The Flyest Fashions!*** on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 10:09:00 PST

Negative Folks go the other way

Ginuwine people. Do they Exist? I've been blessed with so much, Good Health, Honest Friends, A supportive family that accept my deranged ways. If I chose to I could be stuck up or even put m...
Posted by ***Im Dat Bissh! In The Flyest Fashions!*** on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 01:00:00 PST