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Funeral Dancer

I sould never be taken seriously! unless i give you the stink eye!

About Me

iam not afraid to be my self , very blunt, honest and open , it tends to piss people off . sorry i wont sugar coat it for ya ! iam shameless , i dont get embarassed very easy at all ! i was an unrully child makes for some interesting stories ! i get along with just about every one reguardless of age , race , religion , size , or style . but i, just like every one else have a few types of people that just get under my skin and i just want bitch slap them! like people who are arogent , liar's , theves , manipulative people , judgemental people, materialistic people , selfish people , hypocrites , politicians , laywers , people who use abortions as a form of birth controll , people who make excuses for them selves , people who dont respect humman life , pedophilias , rapists , gang members , wife beaters , people who flick there cigarettes out there car windows , people who cut you off when driving then flip you off (assholes!) people who wear Gucci and have prada bags (what a waist of money!) people who dont take responsibility for there actions, sheep fuckers , people who have kids then dont take care of them , same goes for pets , people that let other people push them around , the people who push them around , qwest employee's , people who run the casinos , people who judge people based on the out side appearence , soliciters , people who tea bag people when there sleeping (you gay homos) people who call other people gay homos , people who try to sew mcdonalds , drunk drivers , people who dont give second chances , people who dont take chances , people who dont listen , people who put there parents in nursing homes , people who wish for world peace , people who wont let gays get married , tattoo artist who under charge women and over charge men , girls who smoke crack while pregnant , people who sell crack to girls while they are pregnant , people in walmart parking lot (i swear once people turn in to walfart they turn retarded ) , i hate , HATE TWEEKERS WITH THE PASION ! , men who dont pay childsuport , women who really do trap men , people who take things to seriously , people who dont take things seriously enough , people who think they are the only ones who have had a tough life , people who dont stick up for other people when they know its the right thing to do , people who dont hold doors for other people , people who dont say please and thank you , guys that where pink. Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests

this girls boobs masturbation , pornography , saying things to make people mad , figuring out away to geneticly mutate my body so ever tuseday on a full moon i will grow a peinis out of my belly button . thinking of some weird " what if's " , writing poems know one under stands , dreaming , i love the rain! iam trying to learn how to use my computer , iam a comp retard ! technology is extremely frustrating to me ! i play the cello i wanna learn how to play a sitar, hang drum, harp, and piano! iam learning how to belly dance! i totally dig fire dancing. I would love to sign up for roller derby but i probablly never will! iam going to school for sound engineering and music business law at mcc! waaaaahoooo! my favorite color is grey, i shower daily! there you have it folks more then you ever wanted to know about me!

I'd like to meet:

rambo, delta burk, Shaka Con, Paul Bunyan, the ninja turtles, rue paul so i can pee on his/her/it's face,

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this guy makes me want to touch myself!

Music:

music junkie! i absolutly love music, all music! my all time fav is acid bath, agents, and dead boy! i'll listen to any thing from aboriginal music, alternative, arabic music (no vocals)blue grass, blues, cabaret, cajun, classic rock, classical, country, death metal, folk, grunge, industrial, jazz, metal, oldies, punk, regge, renaissance,southern rock, spanish guitar, steel drums, symphony, thrash, screamo, grind core and everything else you can think of! iam mainly a hard core girl: circle of dead children, soilent green, cattle decap., canibal corps, anal cunt, immolation, deicide, nuctemeron, necrophagist,vehemence, iris, land mine, etts, b.i.g.o.t.a,goat whore, dystopia, eye hate god, between the buried and me,anal whore, red cord,at the gates,black dahlia murder, cephalic carnage, burnt by the sun,through the eyes of the dead .....................oh and i also like to listen to your mom squeal like a pig!

Movies:

dont care for movies! i saw your mom in a movie once! she was naked! slut!

Television:

family guy is the only thing i bother turning my t.v on for

Books:

i like to read books about natural healing ,ancient religion,greek mythology , voodoo, cannibals, cereal killers , pagens , wiccans, freeks of nature , uneplained phenomenon's , and playboy , for the article's of corse !

Heroes:

plastic surgeons, just imagine the world would be filled with alot more ugly people if it werent for plastic sergeons ! oh and your MOM !

My Blog

COULDNT HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF!

seduce my mind and you can have my body . find my soul and you can have me forever !
Posted by funeral dancer on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:09:00 PST

POOP ON A STEEEEAKE

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Posted by funeral dancer on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:01:00 PST

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ummmm astrology for perverts!

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do i really look like these guys?

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i knew that

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