My name is Trogdor, and I'm a recovering alcoholic. If you are not blind, you have probably deduced by now that I am a Bulldog. If you are blind, however, I am a really hot chick who loves to check out other hot chicks ... especially ones with 8 or more nipples. So send your pic to me asap.
I mean, what? Oh, so where was I??? Ah yes, the selfish and shameless About Me plug. Lets see ... I like eating, playing, sleeping, sniffing my sister's butt and attatcking with a side order of flying. Tug-of-war is pretty much my favorite game. I am the intercontinental champion, which is a pretty hefty title seeing as how I totally knocked a mastiff out of the spot in 30 seconds flat.
What I am looking for is pretty much some casual encounters with ladies of the female type. Wait a second, erase. No, erase dammit. Oh I hate this stupid keyboard. So what you need to know before sending me your picture is that I am 4 in your human years (don't worry baby, I've got more experience than you know what to do with). I already told you that I dominate the world in tug-of-war, but did I mention speed eating contests? Due to my top-heavy aerodynamic design and short legs, I am faster than a speeding bullet. I can't corner worth a shit though.
So ... what else? I am independently wealthy, but the source is top secret so don't ask or I'll have to slip some chocolate in your kibbles and bits. I am fixed, so you ladies don't have to worry about "who let the dogs out?" It sure is hard being the biggest badass in the universe. As my boy 50 Cent says, "It gets lonely at the top." So all you ladies hit me up for some canine to whatever company. You know there's only one burninator, and that's me. TROGDOR!