But especially this guy (again)....
''Just as Newcastle half-back Andrew Johns was about to kick-off his side's National Rugby League match against Parramatta yesterday, a mysterious figure wearing a Ned Kelly-style helmet rode towards him on a tricycle."
"Stunned by his appearance, a bemused Johns looked on as the man, later identified as serial pest Peter Hoare, released several cats from a cage and began teeing the football up for the kick-off''
"Hoare, wearing a green singlet and brown cowboy hat, burst into the AWB inquiry shortly after 12.30pm announcing he was the next prime minister of Australia"
"Somehow he sneaked into the funeral of Michael Hutchence, and while Nick Cave was performing, he shouted, "This is how he did it, Paula! This is how he died!", and jumped off the balcony, attached to a 4 foot black cord around a dog collar attached to his neck"