La Rue |
Like most of you, I have difficulty finding the time and energy to actually think for myself in this non-stop, caffeine-fuelled, unlimited broadband, 24-hour society that we live in these days. What s...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 13:38:00 GMT |
Fuckface |
Disgusting, useless, shameless, corrupt moral coward.Thanks.
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 14:37:00 GMT |
Multi-Coloured Housequarters |
Oh, for fuck's sake, Noel, look what you done: mess everywhere, broken windows, doors off hinges, twisted bicycles... "Bonkers Britain!" you cry. "Have we all gone mad!"No, Noel. Only you. Just ask th...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 15:38:00 GMT |
Balls |
You know what I love most about global health scares? Whilst everyone's busy stocking up on tinned food and shotgun shells/attempting unsophisticated topical comedy in the office [delete according to ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:54:00 GMT |
Boss Speaks |
Trust us. It'll all be alright. Of course there are some who regard the world as a jagged thing, a chaotic, vibrating, gelatinous wild beast with a nature all of its own and no regard for the whims of...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:21:00 GMT |
The Erotic World Of Russ Abbot |
Gordon Brown's long-promised - well, sort of promised, by which I mean, of course, not promised, not promised at all - Iraq inquiry is almost very nearly certainly going to happen at some point after ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:57:00 GMT |
Bogan |
Terry WoganYr soft Irish dribble through the speakersMiddle England waffleA Daily Mail from 1992 soaked in Baileys.Yr cosy Thatcherite paeans to convenienceYr uppity soapboxEurovision bitterness,And y...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 17:47:00 GMT |
Shouting At Pigeons |
If you've been following the news these last few days, you've probably noticed that the global economy is currently floundering in the stale canal waters of recession. Lots of people are standing by, ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:48:00 GMT |
Budget Policing |
Oh, that's alright then.Sir Ian Blair - former commissioner of the Met, wild exaggerator of professional achievements and overseer of such proud moments in the Met's history as those secretly taped te...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 12:38:00 GMT |
Bigotry Update 2009 |
Homophobia...... directed at menAll-out hatred is still largely frowned upon. However, expressing annoyance at mincing queen types remains acceptable to a degree, but do be sure to test the waters bef...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 13:20:00 GMT |
