I eat way too much. I still have the same friends that I've had since the ninth grade some since I was 11. I'm a middle child. I like to think that I'm a genuine human being. Iron and Wine puts me to sleep. I over analyze things way too much. I curse like a sailor. I think I have a mild case of A.D.D. I've been to California only twice and I am still in love with it. I still act like I am 15 sometimes. But I have friends that still act like they are 13 and it makes me feel grown up. I make my bed everyday. My room is spic and span most of the time. I'm pretty damn good at ping-pong. My favorite ice cream is Edy's Double Fudge Brownie. I watch the Food Network while eating frozen dinners and wonder what the hell is wrong with me. I hate traffic. I have no sense of direction. Literally. I don't wear a watch. My first job was at Busch Gardens. I'm a huge Buffalo Bills fan. I love cold showers on hot days and hot showers on cold days. I don't know when to stop telling old jokes. I like annoying Allen Lai. I am borderline blind without my glasses or contacts. I love Earth tones. I am always the butt of jokes when it comes to food. I once joked on a little kid for wearing a Sir Frances Drake costume for Halloween. I felt bad later on. I miss the days when I could see 4 bands play for 5 bucks in a cramp little room. My sock drawer is a mess. When I was in elementary school my mom packed a huge eraser that was the size of two hot pockets put together in my lunch box and on the eraser it said BIG ERASER. I was unrelentlessly joked on for that. I'm fascinated by ghost stories. I still eat grilled cheese sandwiches. I was taken to a speech class when I was younger with a kids from Poland, Iceland, and India to get rid of my Filipino accent. I don't like baggy jeans. I've got a cannon for an arm when it comes to football. I like to think that I'm a good singer... in the shower and in the car when I'm alone. I've won medals in cooking competitions. I didn't get to see the ball drop in '00 because I was working. A lot of people still think Edgar is my middle name. I've dyed my hair blond twice. I think go-cart racing is the shit. I yelled "Weasel!" at Pauly Shore on Sunset Blvd. from 10 feet away. I saw Ron Jeremy at LAX. I invented the Stupid Dance Contest. I wear Prada glasses but it doesn't make me the devil. I drink by myself sometimes. I'd rather go to a small bar than some wack ass club. I don't know why I laugh at words like: sandwich, Billy, Sarah, Sally, pancakes, Sammy. The summer of '06 was probably the best summer I've ever had. I'd rather drive my car with the windows down than run AC. I think I could whoop anyones ass in NCAA Football on PS2. Almost everyone in my phone book on my cell has their own ring tone. I've never weighed more that 150 lbs. my whole life. One Halloween I was a tissue box that said "Blow Me". I was asked to my senior prom when I wasn't even planning on going. When I was a kid my aunt made me take roller skating lessons against my will. I've been to NYC twice once on New Years. I've been to a 25 cent peep show in San Fransisco and it was the nastiest thing ever. If I see a nice looking woman on TV I'm retarded enough to say "What's my girlfriend doing on TV?" When I was living at ODU I broke my desk numerous amounts of times while coming home drunk, it was held together by four different L brackets. I love my slip on Vans. The fastest I have ever driven my car was 120 mph. My short term memory sucks but my long term memory kicks ass. I still listen to the cd's that I've had since high school. I've ran into Matt Lauer in Manhattan. I've called the winner for the '98 and '06 World Cup weeks before the finals (Ask Sprad). I have two cats with a combined weight of 35 lbs...
