Welcome to the GL1TCHG0R3 street team headquarters. If you are a hard core fan of our music (GL1TCHG0R3, Rev.Spook, Dr.Tedley) .... then you should be here.
If you want to do your part to help get our sounds out there and heard ... then you should be here.
If you are a Radio Station, DJ, Promoter, Movie Director or Label interested in what we have ... then you should be here.
We are currently signed to Some Bizzare in the UK and have an album out with more to come. However if you are interested in licensing our material for your projects - we are VERY interested in hearing from you.
You can check out music on the links below...
Oh yes ... we have a LOT of musical projects on mySpace ... But what are they?Here's the low down on what's going on where... and a bit of the backstory to our continuing adventures
GL1TCHG0R3
This is our main page. It features songs from our album GEARBALL available on Some Bizzare and other new tunes from our ongoing projects. If you are here, then you should have this page added because we post and mirror all our bulletins and news here. GL1TCHG0R3 was formed in an effort to make contact with the Goddess Eris. After awakening to the sound of GL1TCHG0R3's ode in her honor, she plucked out her right eye, had it cloned a thousand times and equipped with the most powerful technology known to her universe in an effort to seek out the origins of this music. Thus Mister Twinkles was born - the fist and greatest of the gearballs. Over the centuries and throughout human history, the gearballs have been a spectre watching us ... waiting ... searching ... for the truth. Countless civilizations and galaxies have been vaporized in their gaze ... and now the last and greatest among them ... is here ... making music ... mecause he got bored being a weapon of mass destruction. So if you are reading this, you can thank us you are still alive because if it weren't for our music to entertain Mister Twinkles ... our planet would be vaporized. It's always a good idea to keep Mister Twinkles happy ... so listen to his music.
GL1TCHG0R3 TEST LAB
This page is devoted to all our new works in progress and tunes looking for a home in our many sub-projects. However, we are now updating ALL our pages with new music these days. Music from Mister Twinkles occasionaly shows up here and it's always best to humor him, lest we all perish.
THE SPACE MONKEY CAFE
A project devoted to all things related to Wilbur the Cyber Monkey, Mr.Twinkles, and other strange experimental stuff. Eventually the site will feature the complete story arc of our band mascots, who they are, where they come from and what significance they have to our life here on this tiny speck of dust we call Earth. Wilbur started out life as a normal simeon, but ended up as a top secret military project after Dr.Tedley implanted a prototype electronic brain into the bad little monkey. With Wilbur's banana sucking days gone, and most of his body replaced with 1950's high tech gadgetry, he was transformed into the ultimate bionic chimp of the cold war ... the kamikaze doomsday monkey. The unhappy chimp was hard wired into his control chair, plugged into the orbital nuclear weapons platform and sent into orbit to wait for the order that may or may not come. Funding was cut, the black ops project was disbanded, Dr.Tedley's team forgot all about him, and the platform was presumed lost or destroyed when it sped off past the orbit of Jupiter ... or so they thought. Wilbur had other plans and had no intention of going up on a puff of radioactive light, and thanks to his vacuum tube enhanced intellect ... decided to call it quits. Decades pass, and the semi-mummified cyborg was propelled at vast speed into a sling shot orbit around the sun that put him face to face (or face to eye rather) with a strange alien artifact ... Mr.Twinkles. Wilbur was Mister Twinkles first point of contact with our civilization, and he told the cyclopean emissary from Eris all about our wretched little planet. The two have become inseparable friends ever since, and enjoy playing music which is frequently posted here on this page.
DTKO - DR.TEDLEY'S KINETIC ORCHESTRA
Dr.Tedley, aka. Ted Bell is our resident mad professor responsible for half of the insanity known as GL1TCHG0R3. This page is devoted to Dr.Tedley's solo music and other collaborations outside of the GL1TCHG0R3 universe. If you are a GL1TCHG0R3 fan, then you should add it. Dr.Tedley is an alien from a parallel dimension that frequently visited this world over the centuries ... but for reasons not fully explained or understood has been trapped here on earth since the late 1800's. Having met the immortal Rev.Spook in the mid 1500's, he sought him out and after decades of searching the two we're reunited. Both the mad professor and the reverend share a keen interest in mysticism, science and the study of chaos .. and thus they began their musical research. However, little did they know to what effect invoking the interest of the Goddess of chaos would have on the fate of their world ... let alone the entire multiverse.
REV.SPOOK
Rev.Spook aka. Patrick Chauncey, resident mystic and sonic metaphysician is the other half of GL1TCHG0R3. This page is devoted to his solo 'glitch-hop' album BIGSPIRIT soon to be released on Some Bizzare. Also appearing on this page are Rev.Spook's collaborations with other musicians outside of GL1TCHG0R3. If you are a GL1TCHG0R3 fan, then it should be in your friends list. Rev.Spook is an ancient soul who achieved immortality in the late 1300's thanks to his alchemical research, and a pissed off determination to get the bastards that screwed him over. Having met Dr.Tedley in the mid 1500's while living discretely at a monastery in Transylvania, the two became friends for a while until the Doctor had to return to his own dimension. Fascinated with the possibility of life in other dimensions Rev.Spook devoted his life to exploring the vastness of the multiverse and the black arts from all over the globe ... and soon saw a pattern at work, a pattern that pointed to the ancient and little known Goddess Eris. Making direct contact with her ... might solve a lot of problems in the universe ... or as it would turn out - could possibly do the opposite.
HEARTFUCT
This is Rev.Spook's solo experimental-emotronic project probing the depths of the human psyche, and the battlefield of the heart and soul. Living life as an immoral immortal reverend revenant has it's challenges to be sure.
CHURCH.OV.ILL
Behold Rev.Spooks platform for his Daily Excrement blog, as well as the forum for discussing all things discordian and philosophical. Music featured here is all about chaos, awareness and spirituality. The Church ov Ill was once an abandoned monastery in the Transylvanian mountains ... moved block by block over the course of a few centuries into a disused electrical power plant. The immortal and immoral revenant reverend was kind enough to allow Dr.Tedley to set up his lab within the premises, and together they probe the mysteries of life, death and chaos. Also residing within the confines of the church are a congregation of fellow chaos worshipers, Mr.Twinkles, Wilbur, Bubbles, and an army of zombies and mutants kept locked within the catacombs and dungeons beneath the structure.
THE RESONANT VOID
This is another Dr.Tedley solo project featuring his ambient, soundtrack, space-jazz and other metaphysical emotronic inspired works that fall outside the boundaries of other ongoing musical projects and collaborations.
THE BUBBLE CHAMBER
This is a collaborative project between Dr.Tedley and 'Bubbles' our resident poetic lolita-esque catgirl and laboratory technician extraodinaire, with Rev.Spook adding his magic to the mix from time to time. When not wrangling the zombies in our dungeons with her coy wiles, Bubbles keeps Wilbur's mind on other things besides plotting to destroy the world. Bubbles started out as a clone using the same experimental processes made possible by Dr.Tedley's former colleague Dr. Moreau ... with a few improvements. Thanks to modern science and the miricales of his perfected transplant serums, Bubbles enjoys her tenure as a semi-domesticated hybrid human-feline research assitant devoted to furthering the prolification of chaos and passion in Dr.Tedley's work, with a particular emphasis on tapping the terrors, trauma, drama and passions of the young feminine psyche - with a dash of quantum mechanics. All in all, a perfect match for our quest to make contact with the Goddess Eris. Content here has a devilishly perverse twist to it not unlike a Trevor Brown of Mark Ryden painting set to music, or Alice wandering through wonderland on acid wielding a chainsaw and an atomic powered dildo.
THE SCREAMING DARKBOX
Horror. Terror. Ambient creepiness and strangeness to make you look over your shoulder when the lights are off at night. The DARKBOX is an experiment we run in the lab to help condition the electro-zombies into submission ... and so frequently there are many screams that come from it when you subject them to electric shock and other brainwashing techniques ... including making them listen to our music for hours on end. This experiment frequently features music from our soundtrack project for the movie "The Hatman", currently in development.
RAZORBLADE NIMBUS
Ah yes... we are dark souls indeed, but mostly harmless unless provoked. This page chronicles the darker side of life in the universe and the evil deeds that humanity can do ... or not so evil ... depending upon your point of view.
THE MYSTERIOUS PLASTIC SCUM
Another biotechnological terror originally designed by Dr.Tedley in the late 1960's for yet another TOP SECRET military endeavor. Funding for time experiments is always hard to come by so you have to do these side gigs from time to time to pay for stuff mad scientists are always running out of ... corpses, radioactive material, those machines that make those cool BZZZZZZ sounds. As the story goes, the mysterious plastic scum was supposed to be a multipurpose nanotech substance for use as a defoliant on poppy fields during the Vietnam war ... as well as a low cost car wax and desert topping. However, the CIA had other plans for the poppy fields ... and the substance was unpredictable. Sometime you could eat it ... other times it would eat you ... or turn you into a zombie. There's been a few close calls over the decades as chemical spills turn small towns into a puddle of goo, or brain eating monsters. Fortunately Mr.Twinkles likes the taste of it so it's fairly easy to contain now.
THE HATMAN
This is a soundtrack project for a movie currently in development. The Hatman is a VERY creepy guy Dr.Tedley once ran into during his first decade being marooned on this planet. As the story goes, back in the late 1900's when the Hatman was alive, he sold snake oil at a circus sideshow, that turned people into raving lunatics and zombies .... or just killed them. He wore a hat six sizes too large for him ... to cover his face and conceal his identity, and moved from town to town all over the wild west spreading mayhem and destruction. When he was finally shot and killed, his damned and cursed soul was trapped between worlds where, like any respectable bogeyman, he set up shop to collect souls for furthering his own power and survival. If your not careful ... you can see him in the corner of your eye from time to time when you haven't got enough sleep. Cross him at your own peril and invoke him at the risk of losing your mind. More to come here so check back.
THE ALEISTER CHRIST PROJECT
Another from a long list of projects and research endeavors spearheaded by Rev.Spook into the nature of chaos, life, death and the mysteries of the soul. Using the latest technology and mystic arts from around the Church Ov ILL base of operations, we've set out to make a cyborg enhanced prophet and visionary using tissue samples from the master of the occult (since his plan for reincarnation was fnored by Eris we took pity on his devilsh little soul and decided to resurrect him ourselves.) The music chronicles this quest into the ultimate marriage of science and mysticism within the mind and flesh.
ELECTROZOMBIECIRCUS
The NEXT GL1TCHG0R3 album, still a work in progress. And as always there is a story and symbolism at work here. Are you to be an electro-zombie in this media circus of life ... or are you one of the clowns ... or are you the ringmaster? The choice is yours ... and it's not always an easy one to make.
PARAPLEGIC THEATRE
Yes ... nothing is too low or tasteless for us. But this is really more a commentary on the state of the theater itself ... and our captive audience of electro-zombies. Mr.Twinkles from time to time needs to shed his gear-mechanism for calibration and cleaning ... or that's the story we tell him so we can reverse engineer the alien technology. So during those moments that the great eyeball of Eris is gearless, we set him up like any kid with a bunch of videos to keep him busy while the grown ups talk. There's the occasional dramatic performance by Wilbur featuring live sex shows, torture and snuff flicks, and other fringe snippets he finds of interest while surfing the net with the computer embedded in his monkey brain. If it's naughty, illegal or twisted ... chances are Wilbur posted it on the net with one of his 2 billion hacked accounts. The Nigerian Bank scam? Wilbur. Enhance the size of your penis? Wilbur again. Faulty CIA intelligence? Yup ... that was Wilbur. The propaganda you hear on the news? Guess who. Gasoline at $4 a gallon? Nope that wasn't Wilbur .... but he's pretty sure it's one of the other later generation cyber-monkey's out there trying to run the planet in the whitehouse. A place where we encourage you to talk and smoke during the presentation ... stop by and say hello - you never know who might be there.
THE QUEEN'S BASEMENT
Did you know that many museums have artifacts and art deemed "inappropriate" for the general public. Yup. They keep it in their basement. Same goes with the queen's collection of art and erotic etchings from the 1800's. So in the spirit of blowing the doors of off censorship, we present many perverse and twisted works of art here.
RADIUM DAISIES
Ah ... many don't know this but Madame Curie was a real spunky nymphet. The proverbial kinky librarian type with a drive to compete with the big boys, daring to dream and do and say what most women of her day woudln't imagine. Thus in the spirit of glowing nymphets, toxic candy and daring to go where others fear to tread despite whatever scandel may come ... more music from the Bubble Chamber is presented here.
ROOM 23
Room 23 is one of the holding cells in the dungeon beneath the Church.Ov.Ill we seldom open ... and if we do open the door ... we never do it alone. Until Bubbles came along, we lost too many lab assistants either to insanity ... or to hungry zombies ... or we just plain lost them. There's crazy scary things in there. Enter if you dare.
SONIC FINGERBANG
We are an icepick in your brain, and a chainsaw powered dildo rammed into a place two sizes two small for it to fit ... without making a lot of noise. Yup. Noise ... lots and lots of noise. If your ready to pop the cherry on your virgin ears ... this is the place to go for a real mindfuck.
THE OUBLIETTE
We had something to say about this ... but we forgot it. Hehe. Oh yeah ... more creepiness and ambiance from the catacombs lurk here. A place of foreboding terror and grim inevitability. Nice place for tea or a game pin the ear on the zombie.
And you can hear our stuff on Radio Discordia - Station 7239 on www.ubroadcast.com.
