i like to say things like "that's not a threat, that's a promise." that's just how i roll.
TAKING IT TO THE HOOP, the chin pose, bumping my lip on a biscuit, seeing people in hell, hot karl, taint magazine, declaring people dead to me, flipping over tables, the david lee roth sunglasses pose, copyrights, sweater puppets, slacks, getting a stew going, "the asian donkey asses", chilled out entertainer types, piggy back rides,CATCHING SOME SICK AIR!
According to my itunes, my top 5 most played songs are:
1.)The Smiths “Half a Personâ€
2.)Faith No More “Evidenceâ€
3.)Mr. Bungle “Retrovertigoâ€
4.)The Cure “A Night Like Thisâ€
5.)Faith No More “Edge of the Worldâ€
I am either secretly obsessed with Mike Patton or a really depressed teenager.
Number 17 is apparently “Touch It (Dirty)†by Busta Rhymes, at least I like to bust a move in between building a shrine to Mr. Patton and drafting notes for my future suicide attempts.
(insert Rocky IV mountain top montage here) This classic Rocky IV montage never fails to pump me up. In the final seconds, right after Rocky has victoriously scaled a snowy mountain by running up it full speed in clunky boots and a fur trimmed bomber jacket, I like to pretend that he is shouting "MEGHAN!! MEGHAN!" into the frosty air.
arrested development, the office, conan o'brien, south park, the daily show, the sopranos, twin peaks, good eats
Vonnegut. Sedaris. Rilke. Robbins. Salinger. Joyce. Crace. Vowell. Harry Potter.
kenny ray buck aka "kickstart my karate"