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Brittany

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About Me

I'm from the frozen ass tundra of North Dakota. That's right...North Dakota. I live in Bemidji, MN now and am currently attending BSU for an undergrad degree in Design Technology. I love gay men - and drag queens. I am currently in the market for a houseboy (preferrably Latin) to do things around the house, accompany me to events, and ready me in a fashionable way for said events. Think Agadore from "The Birdcage." (Please Send Applications.) My favorite color is probably blue - although i enjoy many and dabble in a certain few regularily. I love dry, British humor as well as really (good) bad 80s music.I have the best collection of bad music ever. I enjoy movies and hope to make money editing my own someday. I am a soup enthusiast."Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention on arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champaign in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn-out and screaming 'WHO-HOO - what a ride.'"- i'm not quite to this mindset yet, but i'm working towards it.

My Interests

drag shows, graphic design, movies, music, reading, scrabble and other word games, shiny things, Wendy's, undies, art, travel, fun shit, new people, political satire, musicals, pretty kleenex boxes, SHOES

I'd like to meet:

Mel Brooks, Barack Obama & John Stewart

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Music:

queen, black eyed peas, elton john, madonna, jewel, robbie williams, paul simon, eric clapton, the eagles, pure prairie league, the rolling stones, beatles, sublime, kt tunstall, beastie boys, cake, white stripes, jack johnson, ben harper Acoustic anything has a special place in my heart. I also enjoy musicals.

Movies:

there are so many... a chorus line, airheads, 9 to 5, the birdcage, airplane!, drop dead gorgeous, ferris bueller's day off, friday, pirates of the caribbean, saved!, so i married an axe murderer, super troopers, the sweetest thing, to wong foo, three amigos, my bestfriend's wedding, zoolander, teen witch, hedwig and the angry inch, with honors, waiting for guffman, best in show, all the john hughes masterpieces, RENT, Wayne's World, v for vendetta, monty python and the holy grail, little miss sunshine, so many...

Television:

The Daily Show, law and order (all of them), gilmore girls, desperate housewives, grey's anatomy, snl, will and grace, queer eye for the straight guy, madtv, snl, sex and the city, adult swim, The Colbert Report, west wing, anything on nick at nite, not big on reality shows, but project runway is amaaaazing

Books:

the davinci code, angels and demons, she's come undone, 1984, any political satire such as rush limbaugh is a big fat idiot, pompeii, john grisham anything

Heroes:

paulie shore, mel brooks,the cast of west wing, barack obama, jon stewart, al franken, people who cook and allow me to eat curry. -- random people become my hero on a daily basis.

My Blog

bruise

i got back today from spending a long weekend with the fam back home. my brother, who i hadn't seen in 5 years probably thinks im a spazz.  on a trip to the liquor store i fell out of the car.&nb...
Posted by Brittany on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 06:26:00 PST

Duh

Your Political ProfileOverall: 5% Conservative, 95% LiberalSocial Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% LiberalPersonal Responsibility: 0% Conservative, 100% LiberalFiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Libera...
Posted by Brittany on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 10:35:00 PST

"moving"

you know those moods where you're randomly very intense and find assorted song lyrics "moving?"  yea, that's me right now. Half Acre by HEM I am holding half an acre Torn from the map of Michigan...
Posted by Brittany on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:03:00 PST

very, very sad for america

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Today, January 31st, 2006, Samuel Alito was sworn in as the 110th Supreme Court Justice... he is pure evil, I tell you! EVIL. He was voted in 58-42 - so damn close to s...
Posted by Brittany on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 02:20:00 PST

na na na....

I read a really good article on msnbc about how music has broken into a million little pieces and it's sad that some music isn't shared by everyone anymore.  I don't know - I thought it was good...
Posted by Brittany on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 08:19:00 PST

Here goes...

I've never blogged before, so I thought i'd try it out.  Look at me, i'm blogging.  So...it's been a long week.  I was in Bismarck, now i'm in Bemidji.  And things could not be mor...
Posted by Brittany on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 11:30:00 PST