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About Me

Hi, my name is Alan Alford. I am a writer/lecturer on the subject of ancient mythology and the esoteric meaning of ancient and modern religions. I used to be a chartered accountant, but figured that prophets were more interesting than profits :-) Since the mid-1980s, I have been on a quest for the truth of human existence, seeking answers to the eternal questions of who we are and where we come from. Inspired, in the first instance, by the controversial theories of Erich von Daniken and Zecharia Sitchin, I have focused my research on the enigmatic ‘gods’ of ancient mythology, pursuing my quest with one single-minded objective – to decode the secrets of the gods and thereby understand who or what these gods actually were.
Between 1996 and 2004, I laboured day and night to produce six books on this subject, and was fortunate to notch up one bestseller with my first book "Gods of the New Millennium". Although I'm best known for this book, it does contain serious flaws, and I'd much rather be known for my 2003 book "Pyramid of Secrets", which caught the attention of The Richard & Judy Show (remember the infamous episode when Richard wanted to know why does a shark have two willies?), and my 2004 magnum opus on ancient Egyptian religion "The Midnight Sun".
For full details of my quest, please visit my website http://www.eridu.co.uk. You can order signed copies of my books there and then sell them on Amazon for a profit! No, seriously, though, read my theories and then write and let me know what you think. Did I crack the secrets of the gods? You be the judge!
Zecharia Sitchin maybe thinks so. He's the world’s leading ancient astronaut theorist, and he's threatened me with a 50 million dollar lawsuit on the grounds that my ideas discredit his theories and destroy his reputation. Whatever happened to freedom of speech?
Since 2004, I've been busy lecturing to Egyptology societies and lobbying the Egyptian authorities to look anew at the Great Pyramid where I have suggested a number of new leads for secret chambers, including the intact burial chamber of the builder, king Khufu (aka Cheops). If I'm right, the greatest discovery in the history of archaeology may be just around the corner and Zahi Hawass will become the greatest explorer in the history of the pyramids. Watch this space!
Hope you find my ideas thought-provoking. Take care.
Alan F. Alford

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who indoctrinate their children into their fundamentalist religious beliefs. This is the WORST form of CHILD ABUSE!!! I'd like to tie these people to a chair and subject them to one of my 2-hour lectures on the evil of monotheistic religions and the stupidity of their claims to have exclusive knowledge of truth.

My Blog

"SEARCH INSIDE" MY BOOKS ON AMAZON

After some delay, I am pleased to report that Amazon have finally "got their finger out" and activated the "Search Inside" programme on my most recent books on Ancient Egypt. You can now peruse the co...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 00:30:00 GMT

TOM VAN FLANDERN - REST IN PEACE

I very much regret to report that one of the world's foremost dissident astronomers, Dr Tom Van Flandern, died 9th January 2009, aged 68, after a two-month fight against a late-diagnosed and extremely...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 23:39:00 GMT

ROBOT TO PROBE GREAT PYRAMID IN 2009

Fifteen years have gone by since Rudolf Gantenbrink's robot unexpectedly revealed a copper-handled "door" in the southern shaft of the Queen's Chamber during a routine survey of the Great Pyramid's sh...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 03:00:00 GMT

CIVILISATION ON MARS?

Interesting programme on Channel 4 television this week: "Life After People", see http://www.channel4.com/science/microsites/L/life_after_peop le/index.html. The basic premise of this programme was "W...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 13:00:00 GMT

FANCY A METEORITE ON YOUR MANTELPIECE?!

If you are looking for an unusual and unique gift for yourself or your partner, look no further. Because here's something you won't find in Harrods, or indeed on the mantelpiece in your friend's or ne...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 07:30:00 GMT