Everything happens for a reason

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: I have soo many
Birthday: May 37, 1803 I use an anti wrinke cream though
Birthplace: Ham & Cheese Lane
Current Location: 123 Mulberry Street Apt J8G
Eye Color: orange
Hair Color: Blue highlights w/ some green
Height: 3'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: None, I write telepathically
Your Heritage: Half Mermaid and half gorilla
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flippers
Your Weakness: Those crackerjack prizes from the box
Your Fears: Becoming a Monkey
Your Perfect Pizza: With Ants and beatles on the side
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I want to meet Mickey Mouse
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hey, Ho, Yo, Mo, Jo
Thoughts First Waking Up: I gotta go walk the cat
Your Best Physical Feature: My Elbows
Your Bedtime: 2pm
Your Most Missed Memory: Rolling around in catnip and chasting my tail
Pepsi or Coke: Vegetable Juice
MacDonalds or Burger King: B-King..I just looove those paper crowns
Single or Group Dates: Group, Cause Scrabble is much more fun lol
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Chocolate Milk
Chocolate or Vanilla: Orange Sherbert
Cappuccino or Coffee: Black Black Coffee
Do you Smoke: Ya, like a chimney
Do you Swear: What the FU*K do you mean ???
Do you Sing: Yes, I break windows and the cats come running from down the street
Do you Shower Daily: only once every 73 years
Have you Been in Love: I love Chocolate, Potato Chips and Broccoli
Do you want to go to College: No, I wanna stay a deadbeat!!
Do you want to get Married: Yes and have 73 children, 18 dogs, 9 cats and 12 grasshoppers
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I can fly..
Do you get Motion Sickness: Spin me in the air and we'll see
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm a dog ..ruff ruff
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, only cupcakes and candy for me.
Do you get along with your Parents: Shoot me now
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only when i cuddle up with my man and feel safe in his strong arms
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, I have my plastic barbie guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes and I had a great hangover..Yay for hangovers!
In the past month have you Smoked: Of course, Smoking is great for the soul
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes, Excedrine and Tylenol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, i had a blast with him
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, i am going yesterday
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes and they went to my hips =(
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, Whale and dolphin..I was so full after that
In the past month have you been on Stage: At the grammys, didn't you see me?
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, all the men love me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes with my man 2 weeks ago..it was a little nippy out
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: My friends man
Ever been Drunk: Fri, Sat, Sun....Let the good times begin.
Ever been called a Tease: are you kiddin?
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, by my cat, he thought i was a mouse
Ever Shoplifted: a sofa
How do you want to Die: While im eating an apple
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A deadbeat
What country would you most like to Visit: NYC.. ive always wanted to go there, i hear it's nice.
In a Boy..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, Green, Red or Jet Black
Favourite Hair Color: Brown or Green
Short or Long Hair: Short, spiked or shaved with initial engravings
Height: 7'7" to 9'8"
Weight: 1,333 to 3,874 lbs
Best Clothing Style: From the 99cent store or the garbage can
Number of Drugs I have taken: 892
Number of CDs I own: four hundred thousand
Number of Piercings: 44
Number of Tattoos: ninty one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 8,2093,222,8383,91 I just counted

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
adopt your own virtual pet!