if i was to say to you |
scene: gumbysorion: boone: hookers, cocaine, and genocide. your opinion?boone: yes, yes, and yes.orion: ah, a renaissance manboone: it's a recipe for a good timefin
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 23:47:00 GMT |
toppings |
scene: gumbysguy on phone doesn't understand that each additional topping is $1.10.eel finally gets him to understand.guy on phone: that's fucked up.phone: clickfin
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:39:00 GMT |
frankie teardrop |
scene: gumbysfrankie: so is working at gumbys like your dream come true?frankie: it's kind of like if theres a really hot girl and you finally get to have sex with herfrankie: but then you find out sh...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:29:00 GMT |
think (it’s not illegal yet) |
scene: a streeteel: there was a girl walking around holding an umbrella today even though it wasn't rainy or really even sunny.shaun: i think i saw her! was she asian?eel: i think so. maybe she was al...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 01:04:00 GMT |
nomenklatura |
GeneralHopkins (11:12:12 PM): so we'll get alnog fineGeneralHopkins (11:12:24 PM): egg knog*GeneralHopkins (11:12:33 PM): we'll get egg knog fine
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 19:15:00 GMT |
nordic fighters |
GeneralHopkins (12:10:35 AM): haha earlier today my brother was like how long can someone live without waterGeneralHopkins (12:10:43 AM): and i'm like 3 days maximumGeneralHopkins (12:10:46 AM): and h...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 23:11:00 GMT |
thieves and liars |
scene: hotel roomeel's dad: charlie and the charlie factory!fin
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 21:19:00 GMT |
maggot brain |
scene: hotel roomeel's mom: a lot of people eat maggots.fin
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 19:11:00 GMT |
aa-shuu dekei-oo |
scene: the internetseel: you're going to fail english.danny: i orders a dictionaryfin
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 23:51:00 GMT |
clusters of cubes and planes |
scene: the internetEel IzCool (9:33:48 PM): i'm like noah webster.Eel IzCool (9:33:52 PM): inventing words and building arksfin
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:34:00 GMT |
