Welp. |
Turns out I'm having a kid. A girl one.And here I thought consumption of Mt. Dew kills sperm count. LIES.And just like everything else in my life, I'm not ready for it in any way, shape, or form. N...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jan 2010 21:04:00 GMT |
New Stuff |
I work at one of the largest life insurance companies in the world. I think top 5. Yeah, top fucking 5 to be exact.But I swear not one man that works there can piss in a urinal...or even at one. Be...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:56:00 GMT |
Every Time I Blog |
Today is July 20th of 2009, and to quote a favorite band of mine.
"I been gone a long time."
Since my last blog about losing my job...a few things have happened.
Here they are in no particular...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:44:00 GMT |
Painting on stop signs... |
Today is February 2, 2009. I lost my job on January 22nd, 2009, at approximately 4:24pm. I had been there for a little over 3 1/2 years. At that time I was considered an estimator.In the months lea...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:15:00 GMT |
Seriously. |
This Is what normal people talk about....but not really.This is a normal conversation between me and my buddy Paul. It starts below. And yes, this is exactly how it started.(9:10:33 PM) wo...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:46:00 GMT |
Experiment... |
This is one of those times where I'm gonna say things and they may or may not hold any sort of truth or half meanings, but they just might be the very core of my beliefs. This will be one of the...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:45:00 GMT |
Hypocrisy, not just an obscure death metal band... |
Dear Sir or Madam Mirriam-Webster,Firstly, I apologize about the bitter feud I assume must've happened between the two parties Mirriam/Webster. This may or may not be true, as I have assumed it ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 04:55:00 GMT |
Unicorns |
Hopefully by this time next year I'll have this thing looking something fierce. That's all I need to say.But you say, "Why Matt, it looks great as is?"BLASPHEMER! I say. Horses look ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 02:36:00 GMT |
Mark Twain vs. Matt Lloyd Esq. PHD. |
I've never voted. Ever. Not ashamed to admit it, but I don't admit it openly, because then I have to explain things...and I don't have that much time to re-enact the scene from Ace Ventura...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 18:52:00 GMT |
Of Aminals and Men. |
It was a cat. More aptly put, a kitten. There wasn't much left of it. I don't remember the mother's name, now that I think about it, but I do remember her hunched over her stillborn ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:51:00 GMT |
