Porkchop

The blues is a religon. You can hear it and feel just like you feel in church. Your head will bow, your eyes will close, hair will stand up on your arm.I can play it. I can make you feel it. I can.I was born in the country and raised up in town. I'm natural born able to shake'em on down.People call me Porkchop because I used to be fatter than I am now. I used to play slide guitar and harmonica and sing in a band called the Black Diamond Heavies, but the time came for that to end.I'm just 33 and I don't mind dying. I had the world's best Momma and the world's meanest Dad. I try to be a good boy but sometimes I'm bad. Playing guitar saved my life and now it's trying to kill me, but I just won't die. Hell, I'm not even sick ...I've done things that other people haven't, and gone places some people can't go. I'm sober. I try to not to assume that people have to be smarter or know more than me for me to learn something from them. Sometimes this approach works.I like people, sometimes from afar, but I'm engaged to this one girl named C. Deborah that I'm in love with. We used to live together in a house with a gay guy and a poorly trained cat, now we got our own place and we just walk around with our naked asses shining in the moonlight. It's pretty cool.Good night, God bless, and as always thank you for shopping at my K-mart.