Michael Jackson Started The Patriots FOOTBALL Dynasty |
Without Adam Vinateri, the New England Patriots wouldn't have won three Super Bowl titles. Without Tom Brady, Adam Vinatieri wouldn't have been in a position to give the Patriots those titles. Without...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:01:00 GMT |
Computer trouble |
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved th...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:30:00 GMT |
9 Words (MOST) Women Use |
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. &nb
sp;(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dres...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:34:00 GMT |
You Know You Are Living In 2008 When... |
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:11:00 GMT |
Very Interesting Stuff |
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" -----------------------------------------...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:57:00 GMT |
Doctors vs Gunowners |
Doctors vs Gunowners
Doctors
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
Stati...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:38:00 GMT |
Totally Useless Facts |
For your procastinationing pleasure!
The "pound" key on your keyboard () is called an octotroph.
The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
The "dot" over the letter "i" i...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 18:49:00 GMT |
Winter in Iowa -- A Poem |
It's winter in Iowa
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love Iowa
When the snow's up to your butt;
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen s...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:24:00 GMT |
Year End Taking Stock of My Net Time |
SUMMARY OF THE PAST YEAR ON MY COMPUTERI must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now use a wet towel with every envelope that n...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:37:00 GMT |
Thats America |
For years I have been bothered by the large number of people wanting to leap upon the high horse and declare America the greatest of all things. I am a proud American and as one I know of the ne...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 08:31:00 GMT |
