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Jacob

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About Me

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me the gangster of love Some people call me Maurice Cause I speak of the pompitous of lovePeople talk about me, baby Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong Well, don't you worry baby Don't worry Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at homeCause I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play my music in the sunI'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I get my lovin' on the run Wooo WoooooYou're the cutest thing That I ever did see I really love your peaches Want to shake your tree Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good timeCause I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play my music in the sunI'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I sure don't want to hurt no oneWooo WooooPeople keep talking about me baby They say I'm doin' you wrong Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry mama Cause I'm right here at homeYou're the cutest thing I ever did see Really love your peaches want to shake your tree Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time Come on baby and I'll show you a good time

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: jacobo
Birthday: no
Birthplace: wichita falls tx
Current Location: computer
Eye Color: mostly white
Hair Color: brown
Height: is how tall u r
Right Handed or Left Handed: no
Your Heritage: apes
The Shoes You Wore Today: what are shoes
Your Weakness: i dont have boobs that i can use to persuade people
Your Fears: come out at night,coming out of closets
Your Perfect Pizza: a free one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: one against rider
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: nigger
Thoughts First Waking Up: huge morningwood
Your Best Physical Feature: my brain
Your Bedtime: when all is said and done/usually 6:30
Your Most Missed Memory: my memory
Pepsi or Coke: Cokepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: macger king
Single or Group Dates: groupdategles
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: notea
Chocolate or Vanilla: ill lick what ur having
Cappuccino or Coffee: no
Do you Smoke: Does anybody
Do you Swear: does anybody
Do you Sing: naw my cat does it for me
Do you Shower Daily: naw my cat does it for me HAHAHA
Have you Been in Love: is that a store or sumthing
Do you want to go to College: yea
Do you want to get Married: yea
Do you belive in yourself: Watching Arthur the anteater made me develop my self-esteem
Do you get Motion Sickness: hold on im going to test it in this chair-apparently not
Do you think you are Attractive: my computer says yes-he thought u were talking to him
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: were crunk
Do you like Thunderstorms: ACDC does
Do you play an Instrument: yea
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: a month isnt that long
In the past month have you gone on a Date: wait yea it is
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: of America last weekend
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: they dont come in boxes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i dont eat chinese people
In the past month have you been on Stage: weightlifting meet
In the past month have you been Dumped: i guess not having a g/f means uve been dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: hello bathtub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Slurpee
Ever been Drunk: thats rhetorical.if u can tell ur drunk, ur not drunk
Ever been called a Tease: yea sure
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: i dunno this survey better be done soon cuz its fixing to kill me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an adult
What country would you most like to Visit: Country Club
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hot
Favourite Hair Color: anything
Short or Long Hair: hot
Height: anything
Weight: hot
Best Clothing Style: anything
Number of Drugs I have taken: hot-oh were not on that topic anymore
Number of CDs I own: 67
Number of Piercings: ive never been stabbed
Number of Tattoos: yes
Number of things in my Past I Regret: that was a long time ago

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Take the quiz: "What instrument are you?"

Bass
You are a Bass. My kind of person. You hold things in place because that is your job you are the most important member of the band. People do not give you enough credit they should but they don't.Take the quiz:
What type of swimmer are you?

Swim-a-holic
You are a SWIM-A-HOLIC. Congratulations you pool rat. You reek of chlorine, and your hair is probably green. You just love being in the water. You have a well-rounded personality, and you excel in freestyle the most, although you are able to do the other strokes quite well. You cheer on your friends, and you are a great role-model. You may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but you most certainly have an addicting personality, and people love being around you. You wake up at 4:30 AM to swim, and you're in the water until the pool closes at 9 PM.

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