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Kittens off the Kremlin

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About Me

It's not red, it's orange soda.
Major: English
Goals:
* write/direct/produce/choreograph/star in a musical
* volunteer in the Peace Corps for at least a year
* get my young adult fiction published
* own a hot air balloon
* throw the party of the century
* become an English teacher and inspire people
* own a roller disco
* make a dent in history
* grow an herb garden and make my own teas
* design my own line of clothing that only I wear
* learn to play the following instruments: violin, cello, stand up bass, acoustic guitar, piano, harp, drums, cow bell, bagpipes, mandolin, fiddle, tambourine, accordion
Dictionary.com and thesaurus.com are on my favorites list. I try to sound as educated as I am without being a pretentious jerk.
I'm usually reading four or five books at a time, and that is why it takes me nearly two months to finish a book.
I have obsessive-compulsive tendencies. They keep me in line and prevent my life from total chaos.
Half the time I'm partying and half the time I'm a house-bound hermit.
I dance around my house whenever nobody's home.
I like designing fruitless patterns and collages in paint.
I love burning mixes with themes for myself and for my friends. I decorate them too.
I listen to NPR with my dad.
I like to play dress up. Sometimes we take pictures.
Megan --
[noun]:
A human transformer (Robot in disguise)
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who:
* loves to write fiction, is artistic, creative or eccentric
* is open-minded, cares about politics, the environment, animal rights, or alternative fuels
* knows who they are
* can beast me at DDR
* will join me for a slumber party

If you don't personally know me, message me before trying to add me. I can't stand friend clutter of people with whom I never once have spoken.

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My Blog

Life comes at you fast

So I haven't slept much in the last month. I haven't eaten as well as normal. I'm sick again, big surprise. But there's a light at the end of my tunnel. I don't hear a whistle yet, so let's cross our ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 18:48:00 GMT

I feel like a rubber band.

I'm being stretched to the limit and I know I'm about to snap. I'm sorry if anyone feels neglected by me recently, but I'm so busy with the things I need to do that I don't have time for things I want...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 17:26:00 GMT

Although it took them three months to finally check

my biopsy was normal. Hurray. Funny thing is, recently I've been having gastric difficulties (like the kind of had four years ago when no one could figure out the problem, but the symptoms went away a...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:11:00 GMT

I used to say...

"I have a lot on my plate, but I like to eat." I didn't think about the fact that it's really dumb to grab seconds when you haven't even finished the first helping and you didn't think about having to...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:57:00 GMT

Good morning starshine, the earth says hello!

1. Were you smiling when you woke up this morning?Possibly. I had a wild night.2. When was the last time you met someone new?Last night.3. What is irritating you right now?I hate the changing of seaso...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 10:35:00 GMT

Warning: Lack of Respect and/or Consideration May Cause Contents to Explode Under Pressure

I'm just going to write a warning label for myself right now. Don't cause/continue/try to win an argument with me simply for the sake of argument. I will continue to argue if I know that the only reas...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 09:35:00 GMT

It's been a while since I wasted time on one of these...

If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:  phone, gum, pen/cilI have an irrational fear of:oh, lots of things. to name one, looking at pictures of deep, dark water freaks me ou...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 01:20:00 GMT

You can only beat yourself up so many times.

So there's this guy I like. I don't think that he likes me very much. At least not emotionally. Last night I made a complete ass of myself because I wanted to make him jealous and also, oddly enough, ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 19:11:00 GMT

randomrandomrandomrandomMUSHROOMMUSHROOM

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?no2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?4 months3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?something for Christmas... I'll say Jack Sparrow puzzle4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?too often5. W...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 17:21:00 GMT

Nine

MY NINE NAMES1. YOUR REAL NAME:Megan2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.)Megizzle3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)purple cat. wtf.4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 17:06:00 GMT