Looking for a terrible boyfriend for 1 week |
I am looking for a terrible boyfriend for one week to restore my happiness in being single. Now that I find myself in a situation where 95% of everyone I know are either married/engaged/in a relatio...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:49:00 GMT |
When Will You Stand Up And Fight? |
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Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 01:28:00 GMT |
Dakota |
What can be said about Dakota?She was my first dog of my own. She was the dog that got me into dog training. She was the dog that started me on rescue. She was the dog that made me who I am today.Dako...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:55:00 GMT |
Boys... |
Ok boys,I quit. I don't give up easily but when it comes to you & finding one of you worth my time, attention and affection, I have come to the decision to throw my arms up in the air & stomp away.You...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 21:37:00 GMT |
Dodger |
Dodger, the best, most amazing, sweetest and most wonderful dog in the entire world died tonight.As she crossed the rainbow bridge, a part of me dies with her. I love you, Dodger - I know you’re...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 01:47:00 GMT |
Why I can't work at Disneyland Anymore |
Love it - reminded me of all the reasons I'm not allowed to work at Disneyland anymore...1) I will not verbally impersonate Mickey mouse having sex with Pluto2) I will not bug my supervisors until the...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:46:00 GMT |
69 Reasons You Wanna Be My Boyfriend |
1. I didn't vote for either George Bush 2. I always stop to pet dogs outside of grocery stores 3. I've never read Playboy for the articles 4. I'll make you laugh 5. I'll never drink your last beer 6. ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 15:22:00 GMT |
The Pussification of Men (RANT) |
I'm a little on edge today because of what I call the "pussification of men" that would be the world turning men into pussies. This can be through women's lib, the metro-sexual revolution, or just pla...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:15:00 GMT |
110 reasons why I will be the best girlfriend you've ever had |
1. I don't like to snuggle everytime we bang. 2. Sex isn't always love-making to me. Sometimes its just wild, sweaty monkey fucking. It's cool. 3. I'm only 5'6" so I will always be able to look up at ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:13:00 GMT |
Accepting Applications for Friends with Benefits |
Just like any job, the friend part comes FIRST - unless you're really hot, but then there won't really be a friend part at all, just benefits...Yes this could be you. Do you have what it take to BE a ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:34:00 GMT |
