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Maria

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About Me

I am studying to be a historian, but sometimes I wonder if I would truly be happy as a fashion designer. I hate useless laws, strict rules and dress codes. Someday I hope to have a phd and learn how to sew. I am the most "non-Russian" Russian you will ever meet. Most people don't realize this, but I have a dark side. I have been very lucky to meet my soulmate. My husband is my best friend. I am not ashamed to admit that I hate cats and poetry. I love boardgames and I am developping a new love of poker. Shopping, especially shoe shopping, is a guilty pleasure of mine. Otherwise I am happy to spend a day with a good book, or watching a Sex and the City marathon.
Name: Maria
Birthdate: 07/17/1983
Birthplace: Russia
Current Location: East Brunswick, NJ
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'4
Weight: never ask a girl!
Piercings: ears
Tatoos: none
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: married
Overused Phraze: Thank you, Captain Obvious!
FAVORITES
Candy: dark chocolate
Number: 7
Color: purple
Animal: Pigs
Drink: apple cider
Alcohol Drink: red wine
Bagel: plain
Letter: S
Body Part on Opposite sex: Arms and eyes
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: both
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: both
Kiss or Hug: kiss
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: neither
Summer or Winter: winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny movies
Love or Money: love
Bedtime: 12 am
Most Missed Memory: our wedding
Best phyiscal feature: Hair
First Thought Waking Up: it's too damn early
Goal for this year: finish grad school
Best Friends: my mom and my husband
Weakness: shopping
Fears: loosing my family
Heritage: Russian
Longest relationship: my hubby, 3 years and going
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: hell yeah
Ever Smoked: hell yeah
Pot: hell yeah
Ever been Drunk: of course
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: no
Ever Shoplifted: never
Ever Skinny Dipped: not yet
Been Dumped Lately: nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: brown
Favorite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long: both
Height: doesn't matter
Style: doesn't matter
Looks or Personality: personality
Hot or Cute cute
Drugs and Alcohol: alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: neither
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: several
What country do you want to Visit: too many to list, most of Asia and Europe
How do you want to Die: in my husband's arms
Been to the Mall Lately: shopping is my weakness
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Get along with your Parents: of course
Health Freak: nope
Do you think your Attractive: yes
Believe in Yourself: yes
Want to go to College: already graduated
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: twice daily
Been in Love: i still am
Do you Sing: yes
Want to get Married:&..39;
Do you want Children: not for a long long time
Have your future kids names planned out: Collin, Gavin, Catherine and Eleanor
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: duh, I am already married
Hate anyone: nope
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My Interests

history, reading, writing, fashion, pigs, bondage and s&m (just kidding)

I'd like to meet:

My biological father, Brandon Boyd of Incubus, Marquis de Sade, Laurell K. Hamilton, William Shakespeare.

Music:

everything except country and rap. My favorite bands are Incubus,Tool, A Perfect Circle, U2, Radiohead, Stereophonics, Concrete Blonde, The Deftones. I also love Italian and French opera and blues.

Movies:

The Notebook, Bridget Jones' Diary, Babe the original and Babe pig in the city, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Sleepy Hollow, and other generally cheesy girl movies

Television:

Sex and the City is my all time favorite show! I also like Project Runway, X-Files, Law and Order SVU and Criminal Intent, Big Love, Rome, House, Six Feet Under, Dexter, Sleeper Cell,Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and most shows on the Style Network.

Books:

Older books by Laurell K. Hamilton, Tender is the Night and other stuff by F. Scott Fitzgerald, A russian historical author Edward Radzinskiy, and the dirty books that I hide from everyone.

Heroes:

My Mom, because she had the courage to come to America and change our lives forever, I owe a lot of happiness to her.

My Blog

another cute and informative quiz from Teresa

  A) Four jobs I have had in my life:1. babysitter. 2. front desk in medical office3. caterering assistant 4. shift supervisort at Skeevy Ass (CVS) B) Four movies I could watch over and over (and...
Posted by Maria on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:52:00 PST

Ben Franklin's advice to husbands

I was reading Benjamin Franklin's autobiography yesterday, and I came across a wonderful piece of wisdom that I think all guys should take to heart: "He that would thrive must ask his wife." I find it...
Posted by Maria on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:06:00 PST

New Incubus Album "Light Grenades"

It's 1:30 in the morning and I have just listened to the whole new Incubus album that is coming out on Teusday. Wow! I can't believe I made it to #6. And let me tell you, it was hard after "A Crow Lef...
Posted by Maria on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:36:00 PST