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sassafras

marry me, and leave kentucky

About Me

Im into butt cuts, front butt, coochie cutters, and nut huggers.

My Interests

dad humor

I'd like to meet:

a runcible cat with crimson whiskers

Music:

country

Movies:

bebe's kids

Television:

I watched it for a little while, I love to watch things on teevee.

Books:

fear street

Heroes:

animals. people who kill themselves. people who have abortions.

My Blog

people with kids

no, not you, you know the ones im talking about. the ones that think they are so fucking special for having a litter of children and expect the rest of the world to accomodate them. the proud suburban...
Posted by sassafras on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:31:00 PST

dear dolly

dolly really needs to be more involved with her amusement park. i was hoping that it would be more of a dolly parton wonderland where i could get my picture taken with my head stuck through ...
Posted by sassafras on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:55:00 PST