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rachel

consequence is no coincidence

My Interests

Music:

your parent's greatest hits albums

Movies:

crybaby
teen witch
oldboy

a lifetime in film.

Television:

AD
Sopranos
Cosby Show

Books:

in the past 4 months i have started to read a total of 15 books. none completed. they have all managed to land on the side of my bed in which i don't sleep. i am either practicing osmosis or looking for love in all the wrong places.

Heroes:

anyone who will do my laundry for me.

My Blog

chips ahoy!

day-pirate sighting on saturday morning. dude had a parrot on his shoulder and 5 leashless dogs, 1 in his arms and 4 at his ankles. and a do-rag which for some reason appeared completely nat...
Posted by rachel on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:16:00 PST

all for the love of red velvet

did i buy 2 pieces of cake out of the back of a u-haul van. from a man who legally changed his first name to "cakeman"  
Posted by rachel on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 02:00:00 PST

movie snax for the teenage soul

here is something that was missed on every best-meals-under-10-dollars-in-newyork lists:pretzel bites and dippy cheese from the amc loews movie theater on 19th and broadway.maybe it was because i hadn...
Posted by rachel on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:29:00 PST

double negative

the problem with lazy sundays is that they lead to sleepless sunday nights which lead to mondays that are unnecessarily crankier than they ought to be. i will be a total peach in the office tomorrow. ...
Posted by rachel on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:02:00 PST

true stories

- i once had my ass grabbed by a man who has hooks for hands. - on the night that r. kelly left jay-z's black album tour 2 years ago, i met him in a diner in new jersey. i was barefoot and had nothing...
Posted by rachel on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:34:00 PST

oh man

i saw 3 famous red heads this week that had sort of slipped my mind for a while. 2 on screen and one in person. if you guessed that the 2 i saw on screen were pete and pete when monkeytown played epis...
Posted by rachel on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:38:00 PST

nerd dreams come true too

i have the day off from work and it is 12:09PM and i am sitting in bed  in a hoodie and velour pants with a chai latte and  the new yorker and i seriously cannot imagine being any  more...
Posted by rachel on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:16:00 PST

rats rodents and the like

i was just making the joke yesterday that i would rent a mouse costume for a day. i would wear it, perhaps i would put on a robe and slippers and fold a newspaper under my arm. i would ...
Posted by rachel on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:21:00 PST

hob nobbin

went to see my favorite band of the summer, phoenix, last night at webster hall w/ melissa, colleen and megan. they put on a great show. the energy was high they sounded awesome and umm the top 2...
Posted by rachel on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 10:05:00 PST

i won't grow up, not a penny will i pinch

things accomplished on my week off from work: -painting the yellow room (minus the windowsill- need white paint) - spa day w. helen. had my first full length massage ever. you should too. -getting fi...
Posted by rachel on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:07:00 PST