Making Michelle laugh, tea bagging Mattie, Command and Conquer, hyper shredding your face off, making the Orkinman suck my balls
Jason Becker, The Rev, Lee Rocker (met him already, great guy), Hang out with Stevie and Rigo in the afterlife, Stevie Ryan, Masuimi Max, Dayna Delux, People! that skateboarding bulldog, all the Iron Chefs
EL CORRIDO DE BIN LADEN. AAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAHAHAHAHAA!! Rage Against the Machine(best band EVER! EVER EVER!!), Gram Parsons, The Flying Burrito Brothers, Rigo Tovar, At the Drive-In, Junior Brown, The Paladins, Richie Valens, Stevie and Jimmy Vaughan, Fito Olivares, Link Ray, Dwight Yaokam, Patience and Prudence, The Moonglows, The Duprees, The Meadowlarks, The Passions, The Everly Brothers, The McGuire Sisters, The Penguins, Ramon Ayala, The Reverend Horton Heat, Between the Buried and Me, Necrohagist, Ella Fitzgerald, Chalino Sanchez, Etta James, Billie Holiday, Johnny Cash, The Chop Tops, Dick Dale, Montez, K-paz, Alacranes Musical, Mazizo Musical, Sueno Norteno, Los Rieleros del Norte, Adolfo Urias y Su Lobo Norteno, Buddy Holly, Frank Sinatra, Ray Charles, The Handshake Murders, Motorhead, Jason Becker, The Steve Kimock Band, Buddy Rich, Joe Pass, Stochelo Rosenberg, Pantera...
If I yawn or doze off, it's no good. ANYTHING with Cantinflas. Greatest comedic actor of all time. Election, Uncle Buck, Housesitter, Friday, and All Dogs Go to Heaven are some of my favorite few.
SEINFELD!!! Funniest show on earth, indeed. The Sopranos, Iron Chef/Iron Chef America, Star Trek Voyager, an occasional CSI show, poker tournaments, South Park, Nazi documentaries on the History channel, Nip/Tuck, Myth Busters, Dirty Jobs, How It's Made. I tend to watch a lot of VH1.
Back in highschool, maybe...
My father (the hardest working man I know), My mother (the greatest woman in the world), Cantinflas, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jason Becker, Rigo Tovar, Elvis for giving his riches away without thinking twice (Maybe I'll buy you a Cadillac someday...)