Hand-Job Mobile

we are the midi-grind terror Hand-Job Mobile and we were formed in the ooze pools of our planet of origin which shall not be named, because simply reading its name would make your earthly stool turn into fire within your earth colons. we released our first attack of brutal midi-grind in the human year 2004 in the form of a self produced demo. we later released two supreme full length albums which would likely turn your minds into feces were you to listen to it in its entirety. we then took a lengthy break after releasing our mind blowing EP, the farting on a knife EP. you are all awaiting our godly return so that our next release will reorganize your organs and cause your bladder and colon to be rerouted directly into your earth stomachs.