Breast Cancer. . . Pumpkin OFF. . . Halloween |
check out the pumpkin off video. we are having a contest sponsored by a local bar. winner gets $500 donated to breast cancer in their name. plus, if i win im having a breast cancer party and you're...
Posted by B.Y.O. Joe Shelby on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:54:00 PST |
Free Lazerick |
If you guys could send out a prayer for my boy Lazerick, cuz he just got sentenced to a year and a half in the slammer. The state pen, son. But the prayer is that when he gets out, he's gotta rap b...
Posted by B.Y.O. Joe Shelby on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:59:00 PST |
"Party Like a Rockstar"... Genius! |
WHITE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Next time the song "Party Like A Rockstar" comes on how about sit down and shut up. That song is making fun of you and me and us. You're making me look bad. I think in th...
Posted by B.Y.O. Joe Shelby on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:52:00 PST |
finally! |
It finally happened.I have been waking up every morning like... "I got nothin' to eat man." So I would go eat out somewhere. Or I'll be like... "I'm gonna get some groceries", and I'll buy them and ...
Posted by B.Y.O. Joe Shelby on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:38:00 PST |
AJ is science |
Recently, I was on the phone with my little brother AJ, he's a young lad, approx 13 yrs old. He has RED hair and he declared the one thing we have all been wondering: do red heads poop? The answer:...
Posted by B.Y.O. Joe Shelby on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:30:00 PST |
Dear Liver |
Dear Liver,How have you been? I've been well... I'm not going to beat around the bush, I'm just gonna be straight up with it. I think we both know why I'm writing you and I'm sorry. I don't know w...
Posted by B.Y.O. Joe Shelby on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:09:00 PST |
I NEED SUM1 WITH GUITAR SKILLZ |
if you can play guitar and wanna help me with a few songs let me know ASAP. thanksJoe
Posted by B.Y.O. Joe Shelby on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:15:00 PST |
Prostitution Lamppost |
Prostitution Lamppostby Joe Shelby It's mechipped and lifelessBut I keep the streets litcorner of 71st and Maplewitness of tricksShe turns oneThen comes to meShe's my Julia RobertsI'm her Richard Gear...
Posted by B.Y.O. Joe Shelby on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:12:00 PST |
bitches ain't shit! |
so recently i was at a bar and i was approached by a female. the whole time i thought she was hitting on me. she kept saying she wanted to come back to my place and watch grandma's boy, and get "bake...
Posted by B.Y.O. Joe Shelby on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:12:00 PST |
THE Mr. Shelby © |
My finest accomplishment. The Mr. Shelby ©. Sure you've heard of the Dirty Sanchez, The Sideways Sloppy Joe, The Pink Taco and all that crazy jargon. In a recent discussion with an associate...
Posted by B.Y.O. Joe Shelby on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:17:00 PST |
