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About Me

sunny sundays, rainy mondays.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a bunch of retired baseball players and dead writers and artists

My Blog

marvels

    "Good fortune doesn’t always come from a cookie."     "Hey, Charles.  How was breakfast today?"     We shimmy around the tiny service elevat...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:33:00 GMT

if bukowski had had scruples

I never saw myself writing for a living.  But when photography went digital and everyone and their brother started doing their best Walter Iooss, Jr. and Annie Leibovitz impressions I couldn't se...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:44:00 GMT

practice practice practice

I dreamt that I was on a crashing plane again.              This time it was a botched landing, winter.  The plane jounced and shimmied a...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 19:49:00 GMT

a movie review (of sorts)

I am LegendCGI sucks.  take a zombie note from 28 days/weeks later.fuck will smith.how...why[!?!?!] did you manage to work shrek into the script?stop making good books into shitty movies.
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 21:37:00 GMT

airports

some thoughts on holiday travel, people watching, different airports.everyone hates holiday travel.kansai international airport in osaka struck me just as my impression of japan strikes me, as it was ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 09:25:00 GMT

you get a new helmet and suddenly everybody wants to play rough

depending on how long you've known me, and how much of a myspace stalker you really are, you may remember that some time ago i wrote blog entry entitled trifecta.  for those of you who don't happ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 18:05:00 GMT

physiognomy

it was only then that i realized that i was in the world, and it was wild and rambling, ripe, humid and dense, and i could see the coast.  the heights of mountains, the waters trickling down, the...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:31:00 GMT

V.

***If you choose to read the following, know that it probably won't make sense as it is largely based on having read a specific book, the hyperactivity of my own memory, and one specific association.B...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 00:30:00 GMT

160

160.that's how many of the brewer's games mattered this year.  *tear.  160 out of 162.  the longest it's mattered since i've been old enough to care.  i'm disappointed because they...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:31:00 GMT

tugboats and dens of iniquity. a lingua franca.

i recently remarked that it was interesting how many european features there are in hong kong; that's because it was a british colony until 10 years ago, which i knew but somehow neglected t...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 22:31:00 GMT