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jane doe. [HAF/s4c]

i hit the brakes for animals, and gas for kids.

About Me

Fyi;I'm officially in summer mode! Life is good.

I’m currently addicted to sunglasses. I actually stress over having to choose between them. It’s ridiculous!

Starting in April I’m going to school for Special FX Makeup. I’ve wanted this for a few years now, and I’m so stoked to finally be able to go. So from April to June, I will live and breathe latex, fake blood & Toronto air.

I wish tattoos were still considered trashy. And, no, I’ll never have enough. Stop asking. Stop staring. Start walking.

My cell phone’s always in my hand. I’m never talking on it, just texting.

I can’t paint my nails to save my life! Really…

I HATE: shit talkers, poor quality tattoos, people who smell of cigar(ette) smoke, tyra banks, sneezes, bad drivers, free loaders, anything requiring patience, under plucked/ overplucked, or generally misshapen brows, the smell of leather & suede (and people who wear them), animal cruelty, tequila, people who chew with their mouth open, or talk with food in their mouth, bad hair, needy dudes, when people rip off my style, people who “love” animals, yet consume meat…

In less than a year I’ll be baking in the sun, and getting inked in LA.

As of now, nothing can break me. You’re welcome to try, but my morals, dreams, and friends are a stronger force than you could ever hope to be.
i hit the brakes for animals, and the gas for kids

My Interests

VEGANISM.
blood & whiskey.
MAC makeup.
sunglasses.
getting tattooed.
blood & guts.
jack daniels.
energy drinks.
zombies.
false eyelashes.
high heels.
girls nights w/ clare.
running.
bangles.
baking.
sailor jerry.
anything girly.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

is everything.

Movies:

horror and/or porn.

Television:

flight of the conchords.
clone high.

Books:

margaret atwood.
sarah kramer.

Heroes:

the people i have tattooed on me.
and rick baker.

My Blog

[8:16 pm] i can play the geetar like a motherfuckin riot

the time has come. i hate these months. snow doesn't make me cheery. i feel fat all winter long. i feel like a lazy blob of nothing. winter makes me feel awkward and out of place. i tan all year ...
Posted by jane doe. [HAF/s4c] on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 05:33:00 PST

[photoblog] CANADA'S WONDERLAND

August 14th, 2006 Paramount Canada's Wonderland (featuring me, amie, qara, taylor, frank, dana, joel, tristan, and laura a few randoms) first, i got lost on the way to amie's house. then i finally fo...
Posted by jane doe. [HAF/s4c] on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 06:04:00 PST

[photoblog] WARPED TOUR

August 12th 2006 WARPED TOUR   thats taylor on the 2nd bus. we got on last so it was crowded and he had to sit at the front by himself... just getting started...the beer tent was our friend ta...
Posted by jane doe. [HAF/s4c] on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 07:31:00 PST

[6:34 pm] things i hate

when people are fake nice to your face, then talk shit behind your back. girls with dyke haircuts. you look like boys. stop. (this is especially bad if you have no chest) buzzcuts are a NO ladies. slu...
Posted by jane doe. [HAF/s4c] on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 04:25:00 PST

[11:28 pm] death.

i was on my way to lisa's house on wilson st to pick her up to go the the gym. on the way i saw a family of racoons on the road. i slammed on my brakes and flashed my high beams like mad for the ...
Posted by jane doe. [HAF/s4c] on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 08:37:00 PST

(11:46 am) copyrighted tattoos

Tattoos and Copyright Amina Munster Defends her Right to Protect her Tattoos. by Amina March 31, 2006 Flash art is a very big commodity of the tattooing industry. I wear a few pieces of flash art on...
Posted by jane doe. [HAF/s4c] on Fri, 12 May 2006 08:49:00 PST

(12:55pm) omfgzzzzz scene lolz

 when the fuck did crews become ways of life?  "are you aware you are just a gang, but instead of listening to rap, you listen to scene shit"-(???) why do you all need your crews and friends...
Posted by jane doe. [HAF/s4c] on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 10:08:00 PST